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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentionedit.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,
at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to
talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends...................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui...............................$8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man.........priceless.
There are something's money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!!!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentionedit.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,
at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to
talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends...................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui...............................$8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man.........priceless.
There are something's money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!!!