Dudes, Staples = Heaven, this week only

[KillahBee]

So I had to go to Staples tonight around 9pm to get DVD+R's for my client. I figured the place would be empty that late on a Tuesday.

Maings - I was incorrect. Substantially incorrect.

I forgot it was "Back to School" time. Fuck me standing, that place was FILLED with pre-pubescent issues-in-trainings.

 

[TightSlacks]

You are late.

You have to check the sale ads in the paper 2 weeks before school starts. Last week, Staples had Crayons for 19 cents. The place was packed with mothers and daughters who were slutting it up.

The same shit is true at the mall. I went Saturday, and I was getting eye fucked all day

 

[KillahBee]

You are late.

You have to check the sale ads in the paper 2 weeks before school starts. Last week, Staples had Crayons for 19 cents. The place was packed with mothers and daughters who were slutting it up.

The same shit is true at the mall. I went Saturday, and I was getting eye fucked all day

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love this dude

 

[TightSlacks]

However, you might be on to something with the last minute school shopping rush.

I bet the bad moms who whore around too much to plan school shopping are there on the last night. (after happy hour)

Also, the daughters of the moms who are too busy slutting around to spend time with them are dressing even sluttier than the average teenager.

Both of these are easy hits.

Good call sir. And, don't expect me to be on tommorow night. I will on the prowel for the moms who get the list sent home, because they failed to buy their daughter's supplies

 

[TightSlacks]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love this dude

I am serious.

I saw the ad for 19 cents crayons, and knew the single moms flock to that shit. (from banging many single moms in the past)

So, I decided that would be a good night to get some copies made that I have been putting off

 

[KillahBee]

However, you might be on to something with the last minute school shopping rush.

I bet the bad moms who whore around too much to plan school shopping are there on the last night. (after happy hour)

Also, the daughters of the moms who are too busy slutting around to spend time with them are dressing even sluttier than the average teenager.

Both of these are easy hits.

Good call sir. And, don't expect me to be on tommorow night. I will on the prowel for the moms who get the list sent home, because they failed to buy their daughter's supplies

EXACTLY. It was like deadbeat/perfect woman central. Hell dude, the following is a conversation I overheard walking outta the store between 2 girls that could not have been older than 16:

Future stripper: "I hooked up with him"
Future aborter: "yeah, you told me you did it with him"
Future stripper: "Nah, I didn't do it with him. I wanted to though.."
Future aborter: "Shiiiit, that's boring. Why even bother telling me this shit?!"
Future stripper: "I sucked his dick though"

*note: this is when the woman walking behind me blew her rape whistle because they apparently frown upon public masturbation in this area and I had to run away

 

[heatherrae]

KB in a thread talking to his alter. i almost hate to interrupt the rattling in his head.

 

[TightSlacks]

EXACTLY. It was like deadbeat/perfect woman central. Hell dude, the following is a conversation I overheard walking outta the store between 2 girls that could not have been older than 16:

Future stripper: "I hooked up with him"
Future aborter: "yeah, you told me you did it with him"
Future stripper: "Nah, I didn't do it with him. I wanted to though.."
Future aborter: "Shiiiit, that's boring. Why even bother telling me this shit?!"
Future stripper: "I sucked his dick though"

*note: this is when the woman walking behind me blew her rape whistle because they apparently frown upon public masturbation in this area and I had to run away

Thats fucking hot!

I think I got busted a few times recently pretending to be looking at merchandise, but really checking out the teens in the low riders showing some ass cleavage.

 

[jimmy d]

i know staples high school football coach he might be able to hook yu up with some cheerleaders

 

[TightSlacks]

i know staples high school football coach he might be able to hook yu up with some cheerleaders

WTF are you talking about? We are talking about the office supply store Staples. Not a High School.



But, hook us up with those cheerleaders anyways

 

[chewyxrage]

Same here. I was driving through campus today on the way to work and there was hundreds of sluts walking around flaunting their shit.

This weekend will be alot of freshman gang rapes I'm sure. I live right on greek row, always interesting the first weekend when all the freshmen venture out from the dorms for their first college (roofie) experience....

 

[jimmy d]

ask for wofley down at the black duck

 

[Island Son]

Thats fucking hot!

I think I got busted a few times recently pretending to be looking at merchandise, but really checking out the teens in the low riders showing some ass cleavage.

the only ass cleavage i've seen today is when i was forced to walk upstairs behind a very fat woman in low riding spandex

good god, i've never seen stretch marks THAT big. Luckily she wasn't wearing a thong.

but i hope she was wearing SOMETHING under there

 

[jnevin]

Same here. I was driving through campus today on the way to work and there was hundreds of sluts walking around flaunting their shit.

This weekend will be alot of freshman gang rapes I'm sure. I live right on greek row, always interesting the first weekend when all the freshmen venture out from the dorms for their first college (roofie) experience....

Fat white chicks at black frat houses?

 

[chewyxrage]

Fat white chicks at black frat houses?

lol I don't think there are any black frat dudes around here. Which is weird cuz NIU's black population is about 50% being so near chicago and all....

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i actually give this thread deeznuts semen of approval