Drug test-weed

[hardrock]

ok guys I posted this on the chat board, but I know alot of you don't read that. here's the deal.

Anyone pass a drug test lately that smokes weed? If so what did you use? There are all kinds of masking agents, teas, and other supplements out there. I wanna know which ones work and what doesn't. I probably have the test on friday, and the last time I smoked was yesterday.


thanx in advance!

 

[JKD]

by Golden Seal (liquid if you can find it but capsules will do). IF you can only find the capsulses compare the different brands to see who has the most quantity with the highest amount of mg's for the cheapest price. Take 6-8 capsules a day and drink a minimu of 1 gallon of water a day for 5 days. or you can buy tea at any head shop - it cost about 30$. you will drink the tea and about a gallon of water prior to the test. You will have a 4 hour window to pass the test after drinking the tea. Both work well. I always use golden seal but if you have to take the test on friday go with the tea.

 

[hardrock]

Out of all the tea's, which is the best? mAlso can't they tell that you are masking it? My buddy had one and took some tea and they knew he took it.

 

[scout420]

I've been in the military for 4 years had probation for 3 years when I was 16 and than again for 2 when I was 18 plus drug tests for sports threw out high school and I never failed one.Now theres many things out there.First off never tryed golden seal I had buddys fail while using this.Bleech will make a test come up negative as will hand soap.And they also say asprin taken about an hour before will fuck the test up.Now to be on the safe side what I do is by one of those quick flush drinks,Get it at a regular health food store not gNC you'll get the shit about 30 bucks cheaper at the regualr health food spot.I drink that a the directions will say on the bottle I pop about 5 asprins and take a little visine bottle with me filled with bleech and squirt it in the sample (Best bet would be oderless one time I used fuckin spring fresh cent and that shit was kind of smellin luckily it was just for a job and the bitch just threw the cap on and sent it out.Well hope this helps.

 

[rochard]

I tried the a tea once and failed. go to this link

http://www.eurodot.co.uk/html/euroblend.htm

about 8 years ago I bought some from a adult store called zydot. It came in a box, it was powder, you mixed it up and drank in. It was $48.00 then, I don't know what it is now, and it is mixed now. The same expectations apply to this as it did then, you will be clean for about 5 hrs, it worked for me, well worth the $48.00 to me.

 

[rochard]

I tried the a tea once and failed. go to this link

http://www.eurodot.co.uk/html/euroblend.htm

about 8 years ago I bought some from a adult store called zydot. It came in a box, it was powder, you mixed it up and drank in. It was $48.00 then, I don't know what it is now, and it is mixed now. The same expectations apply to this as it did then, you will be clean for about 5 hrs, it worked for me, well worth the $48.00 to me.

 

[rochard]

after looking closer, you cannot order from the US, sorry.

 

[hardrock]

after looking closer, you cannot order from the US, sorry.

I found it at a store not far from me. Will they be able to tell that I usedit though(the drink that is)?

 

[GYSER]

this is the 100 % full proof way to get a clean test!!!

bro the night before the test drink a bottle of
distilled white vinegar
then eat a full clove of garlic (chew it don't swallow)
I know it sounds nasty and trust me it is...

then about an hour before the test drink about 1 gallon of water...just sit at your table with the gallon in front of you and don't leave the table until it's done...

come test time.
your system will be so clean they will give you a medal...

this does work...
vinegar cleans out all bad toxins/and the same for garlic
water will just help flush it all out.

 

[Zerxes]

I've been in the military for 4 years had probation for 3 years when I was 16 and than again for 2 when I was 18 plus drug tests for sports threw out high school and I never failed one.Now theres many things out there.First off never tryed golden seal I had buddys fail while using this.Bleech will make a test come up negative as will hand soap.And they also say asprin taken about an hour before will fuck the test up.Now to be on the safe side what I do is by one of those quick flush drinks,Get it at a regular health food store not gNC you'll get the shit about 30 bucks cheaper at the regualr health food spot.I drink that a the directions will say on the bottle I pop about 5 asprins and take a little visine bottle with me filled with bleech and squirt it in the sample (Best bet would be oderless one time I used fuckin spring fresh cent and that shit was kind of smellin luckily it was just for a job and the bitch just threw the cap on and sent it out.Well hope this helps.

The bleach idea you stated is most often used with good results bro. Dudes I know though, use the powdered bleach. They will allow their thumbnail to grow a little longer so that they can jam some granules up under it. They will put a bandaid over top the thumb until it is time for the drug test and then take it off and drop a few granules into the piss cup for the test. What this does is fuck up the PH balance in the urine and gives a negative result, or something to that effect. This won't work if it is a probation test though if your PO is one who will stand there and watch you peeing from behind. The ones that I had would do that so I had no choice but to stay clean. If it is for a work-related test, they won't watch you as it is an invasion of your privacy.

 

[shifti]

Vinegar works for sure, I had my dad who works in a lab test me after I drank water & viniger - about 2 tbs for 8 ounces. Test came up negative - 12ng/ml for cannibas. The next day I drank no viniger and pissed at the end of the day, and had him test that. It came out 96ng/ml for cannibas. I hadnt smoked for a week before, so vineger does work.

 

[rochard]

I found it at a store not far from me. Will they be able to tell that I usedit though(the drink that is)?

No, they won't be able to tell. It is a total system flush, all natural.

 

[ripper2]

a lot of the testing facilities also test for masking agents... if they detect a masking agent you fail. i'd rather just take my chances with the pot.

how often do you smoke? if you smoke regulary then it would be worse than if you only smoke once in a long time and that once happened to be yesterday...

like Newbie_1 said... the day before your exam start drinking a shitload of water. supplement with creatine and B complex vitamins (they check creatine levels and color to determine if you tried to dilute the sample) when your giving your sample, dont' piss into the cup right off or at the very end... start by pissing in the toilet and then do your thing in the cup and then finish up in the toilet. don't give them your first piss of the day either. (that urine has been sitting in your bladder all night picking up more and more metabolites)

good luck bro

 

[JKD]

Go with tea. I was in the military and this is your best bet. I know people that have tried vinegar and failed miserably. Most of my friends have had success with the tea. Golden Seal is good if the test is about a week away. The key is drinking water - if you are constantly going to the bathroom you will be pissing out the foreign substances in you body. You know when your drining enough water when your pea is clear. Vitamins (B-complex) also help mask thc. As far as I know they can't fail you for having a substance that mask the thc in your system. I took a test and the tester told me that I had golden seal in my system. I told them that I use goldseal to prevent myself from getting sick.

 

[kwik95gt]

http://www.cleartest.com/products/xxtracln.html
try that stuff. i personally used it myself about a month or so ago and it worked. i bought mine from the local pipe shop.

 

[freakazoid]

just have someone you know is clean piss.i have done it for jobs,put it in a small container like a 4oz bottle,stick it down your paints.the trick is to keep it close to body temp.when you go to pee just dump the clean pee in the cup.

 

[BigAndy69]

Say this on AF, never used it, never had to:

http://www.nu-klear.com/prsclean.htm

They also have powdered urine:

http://www.nu-klear.com/prpurine.htm

 

[REctalITching]

theres a couple things you guys haven't mentioned yet, if you have 4 days before a UA get some Ectasy, i went to a rave took two E-Bombs (one was a tan mercedes the other was a white dolphin) i come to find out the tan one was what the call an "h-bomb" meaning it was loaded with about 75mg of heroin (yes 75mg's all you guys bout to flame me i had one tested) anyway needless to say it wasn't my best XTC experience after i took the tan one....i had a suprise UA when i got back from the rave, tested clean, XTC being a meth relative is a extreme diuretic, but XTC is way more so then meth, XTC complelty changes the hormones in your body that are responsible for water retention (this is why so many kids die/pass out from both dehydration and water poisoing at raves)

also there is giving them about a thousand false positives or reasons why you may have THC metabolites in your urine, this worked for my bud you go to a hippy store and buy some of those all natural "HEMP" products (yes the legal ones) this will cause you to fail a UA heres the kicker you give em the wrapper off of the bar before you turn in your UA and say "oh i've been eating these for days i hope they don't show up" also hemp oil (an excellent alpha and omega source!) will cause you to fail. there are lots of things that can give false postives in which case they will either pass you or adivse you to stop taking whatever caused this so called "false positive" and retest you...its really easy to get weed out in 7-10 days! every illegal drug has a legal counterpart that will give false positives...like if your on opiates just drink a bottle of robo-tussin max strength (kinda a weird expereince) it contains about 300mg of synthetic morphine...if you drank a whole bottle the nite before you took a UA your UA results would show deadly concentrations of opiates.

also drinking VERY heavily for days before is supposed to work not sure if thats an urban legend or not...but getting a gallon jug of corn alchy and going through that in a few days would prolly flush you out pretty damn good...

RECtalItching
"hane-es-anus"

 

[homerjay]

Go to GNC and ask for Quick Tabs. They might have something by another name but they will know what you are after. As long as you haven't smoked within 48 hrs. your cool. Depending on what kind they give you, you can't eat for 3-8 hours before and need to drink lots o' water. I agree with not giving them your first piss of the day. I have use quick tabs 5 times and never failed. I just took a test on Tuesday and am counting on another victory for quick tabs. Good Luck

 

[hardrock]

Thanx alot guys for all the advice. I am most likely going to use either the Zydot drink or those quick tabs, along with 1-2 gallons of water per day. I will also take a multi and a B vitamin about an hour before to add color.