Drop out, Addict, Trust Fund, 75k/year? Sure!

[bran987]

My brother just graduated college, trying to bust ass to find a job that will pay him more than oh.. 30k+ to start out and where he can learn.

He knows this 250 pound fat girl from high school who is addicted to speed.

Dropped out of college her 1st year.

Has a trust fund (well, admittedly, it is really an inheritance from her dad dying).

Has been a bum and wrecked like 3 cars.

Looks in the paper for a "Art Sales" job paying 75k/year, full benefits etc., goes and sits in a room full of applicants, they like her "dynamic" and she gets the job. She's like a 200 pound or so dresses like a hippy girl.

I suppose keeping the job will be another story.

But sometimes you gotta wonder why ya work so hard.

 

[KillahBee]

such is life. it's better to not think about these things. just purchase sexual favors from ladies of the night, like I do.

 

[hamstershaver]

you got that fattys #?

 

[awittyusername]

Is she single??? Pics???

 

[Mr. dB]

Hippy? She probably doesn't shave her privates. Nasty.

 

[pintoca]

you got that fattys #?

lmfao!!! Bran, ask your brother for pics of the girl

 

[Redshoteye]

...and this luck happens to a tiny fraction of people in the real world. So fuck it, its like getting pissed you didn't win the mega lotto but some schmuck that stays home and actually plays is now a multi millionaire.

 

[hamstershaver]

Hippy? She probably doesn't shave her privates. Nasty.

in that case i have to have her #

 

[AristotleBC]

Need to work smarter, not just hard

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I like comets.

 

[CENTURION44]

she may have a great job...but shell always be a fat slob...nothing will change that....we have one of those in my family too..ruined my older bros life...havent spoken to him in over a year now...

 

[ZKaudio]

you wanna hear worse... we're cat sitting for the heir to a multi-BILLION dollar family fortune... the reason we are cat sitting... he is in JAIL for "ceasing to take his anti-psychotic meds"... sweet. His cats (after 2 wks now) still won't let anyone get near them at all w/o hissing and scratching. But back to the point, he's completely nuts, always in trouble with the law, and has unlimited access to funds... his parents are becoming senile so he has already gaining power of attorney...more to come. Despite his horrid mental state, he will be in control of enough money to do whatever he wants to anyone. That's got to scare someone other than me in here.

 

[kaalgsio2]

250 pound fat girl from high school who is addicted to speed.

didn't think it was possible to be addicted to speed and not lose weight.

 

[buffer1]

My brother just graduated college, trying to bust ass to find a job that will pay him more than oh.. 30k+ to start out and where he can learn.

He knows this 250 pound fat girl from high school who is addicted to speed.

Dropped out of college her 1st year.

Has a trust fund (well, admittedly, it is really an inheritance from her dad dying).

Has been a bum and wrecked like 3 cars.

Looks in the paper for a "Art Sales" job paying 75k/year, full benefits etc., goes and sits in a room full of applicants, they like her "dynamic" and she gets the job. She's like a 200 pound or so dresses like a hippy girl.

I suppose keeping the job will be another story.

But sometimes you gotta wonder why ya work so hard.

yeah she;ll get caught crakin down in the bathroom at work and get fired

 

[hamstershaver]

didn't think it was possible to be addicted to speed and not lose weight.

she used to be 450

 

[kaalgsio2]

she used to be 450

lol good point

 

[bran987]

lmao

it's just funny. I mean people like this always self destruct in the end, life is just funny.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

My brother just graduated college, trying to bust ass to find a job that will pay him more than oh.. 30k+ to start out and where he can learn.

He knows this 250 pound fat girl from high school who is addicted to speed.

Dropped out of college her 1st year.

Has a trust fund (well, admittedly, it is really an inheritance from her dad dying).

Has been a bum and wrecked like 3 cars.

Looks in the paper for a "Art Sales" job paying 75k/year, full benefits etc., goes and sits in a room full of applicants, they like her "dynamic" and she gets the job. She's like a 200 pound or so dresses like a hippy girl.

I suppose keeping the job will be another story.

But sometimes you gotta wonder why ya work so hard.

they know she will always have good candies in her desk

 

[gonelifting]

Life is an illusion.

 

[MaGilicuti]

life is a beach

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

it's just funny. I mean people like this always self destruct in the end, life is just funny.

I wouldn't count on it...

 

[Jimsbbc]

Maybe it was her turn for a lucky break. I am just sitting here in the back of the fucking line waiting for mine.

 

[n0th1ng]

Have you seen some of the paintings that sell for thousands and thousands of dollars? Some of it literally looks like an angry chimp threw shit at a canvas for a few hours.

So the fact that they gave this stupid bitch 75k a year really doesn't surprise me at all.