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Dream wedding:

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To not only be in the Wal Mart, but to be married in the PARKING LOT...ugh!

We could all pitch in and arrange this for Klue and Hammy. About 1.50 apiece should suffice. =-)
 
Mine will be in my back yard....with a marching band, a mariachi band, and some morons from band camp.

And there will be jelly donuts, not cake.
 
Actually my dream is to have an "My ex FINALLY fell off the face of the earth" party.

You think that Wal-mart could host that for me? LOL
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Actually my dream is to have an "My ex FINALLY fell off the face of the earth" party.

You think that Wal-mart could host that for me? LOL
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Kind of hard when the earth is not flat. How about if he falls into your giant vagina instead?
 
gotmilk said:
Kind of hard when the earth is not flat. How about if he falls into your giant vagina instead?
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:lmao:

Seriously though, I would have thought this wedding would have been further south than NC.
 
Dream wedding photo

beach-wedding.jpg
 
BIKINIMOM -

dullboy says that you should put these big pvssy claims to rest by demonstrating to dullboy that you've actually got a small one.
 
gotmilk said:
Mine will be in my back yard....with a marching band, a mariachi band, and some morons from band camp.

And there will be jelly donuts, not cake.
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mmmm...jelly donuts....mmmmm (my best Homer impersonation)
 
gotmilk said:
Kind of hard when the earth is not flat. How about if he falls into your giant vagina instead?
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Sorry for him darlin... as I told him when I kicked his sorry ass out, "I am like a doorknob now - everybody gets their turn.... 'CEPT YOU."

or my other fav


"The line forms to the right and YOU ain't in it."

and the best....


"I would rather be dead than be your wife. Being married to you was THAT bad."



(Oddly enough, I was quite calm and 100% sincere when I uttered every word.)
 
gotmilk said:
Mine will be in my back yard....with a marching band, a mariachi band, and some morons from band camp.

And there will be jelly donuts, not cake.
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you eat it
they're paying for it
 
Weddings suck. It'll be in the chapel of love or eloping for me if I'm ever dumb enough to take that plunge again.
 
wedding = what guys don't want but women force men into doing. total waste of money, just more retardedness of the female species that guys have to do to keep getting some vagina.

guy: I don't want to get married.

woman: we get married or we are breaking up

guy: damn it, do we really have to

woman: yes, because afterwards i can be myself which is a total bitch



dave chapelle said it best, "if i could write a book about our marriage, it would be, BITCH YOU TRICKED ME!"
 
dullboy said:
BIKINIMOM -

dullboy says that you should put these big pvssy claims to rest by demonstrating to dullboy that you've actually got a small one.
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This is the internet darlin, where anyone can claim anything.

No matter how much fodder one gives the sheeples their appetite never seems to be satiated. So all I have to say to that is, "HHHHHHHeeeeeeerreeeeeeeee Sheeeppless, ssssshhhheeepllleeesss! Come on.... Heeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeee Sheeeeeeeppppples."


OH MY GOD IT IS A STAMPEDE!!!!!



BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH













:lmao:
 
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