Door Man!

[Peyote Killa]

As many of you might know, I work at a gym in houston. Anyways, most of the members have a badge that gives them access to the center. There are a hanfull of members who do not get badges becuase of the company that they work for, and those members are to rind a bell, that lets us know some one needs in to the center.
Well, there is this one guy who does not have a badge, and is a complete prick. He knows damn well that the door does not open untill some one from the inside gets in the sensor and activates the mechanism that opens the door. Every time he comes to work out he tugs on the door untill someone comes to open it. It fucking annoys the shit out of me, I want to hit this fucking guy!!! We all call him the door guy or door man, cuz he does this every time!!!

Sorry for the vent, but if you could just see the fucker you would completely understand.

 

[WODIN]

Bash a 50 pounder through his head and yell real loud "RING THE FUCKING BELL YOU MORON!!!!" "RING IT BITCH!!!!" , "RING IT!! RING IT!, RING IT!!!" ..

Use the Sam Kennason type of scream voice though or it wont work.

 

[the nature boy]

There was an episode on Seinfeld where the door man was an asshole. I think most door men are assholes..... it's part of the job description.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Wodin, you are funier than a whore without makeup, I am gonna try it next time he does that. Also I was wondering, could I use the Bobcat Goldwing voice, or will the Sam Kinison voice only work?


Nature Boy, I have seen that episode and I think you are right, I think it's in their geans, kinda like the gean I have inherited for losing my keys.

 

[the nature boy]

Nature Boy, I have seen that episode and I think you are right, I think it's in their geans, kinda like the gean I have inherited for losing my keys.

lol, me too. except I have an added gene that makes me blame others for my lost keys..... when in reality it's always my fault.

 

[Peyote Killa]

lol, me too. except I have an added gene that makes me blame others for my lost keys..... when in reality it's always my fault.

ROFLMAO me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WODIN]

With the Bobcat Voice you have to add in a bit of "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" and a threat.


That's all.