"dont do anything illicit"

[Sub-Zero]

what the fuck does that supposed to mean...

so my mom called and is asked if my dad was there sleeping and im like i dunno i checked he wasnt why u wanna talk to him. and shes like "im just warning you, he may be home so dont do anything illicit"

-WTF!?!?!?!?

followup to
http://elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388715&page=1&pp=20

 

[Lestat]

means dont wack off, do drugs, look at porn, etc.

 

[Sub-Zero]

means dont wack off, do drugs, look at porn, etc.

 

[SoKlueles]

keep ur hands in your pockets......
wait
nevermind

 

[HardHat87]

why does she care if you wack off. I was busted by my mom once, its natural, all men do it

 

[jaded]

Lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

why does she care if you wack off. I was busted by my mom once, its natural, all men do it

she doesnt, she was fucking making fun of me which makes it 10x worse

 

[Scotsman]

Probably your dad told her that you lock yourself in your room and god only knows what you could be doing in there.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jnevin]

She was laughing because you're so quick.

 

[theoak01]

lol thats fucking funny bro first he almost walks in,now he has others bustin your nuts, wait till granny calls and gives you shit for punching a clown,thinking you got in a fight

 

[jnevin]

lol thats fucking funny bro first he almost walks in,now he has others bustin your nuts, wait till granny calls and gives you shit for punching a clown,thinking you got in a fight

lol. classic

 

[jackangel]

illicit = breathing

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol thats fucking funny bro first he almost walks in,now he has others bustin your nuts, wait till granny calls and gives you shit for punching a clown,thinking you got in a fight

rofl