TRANSLATION:
Okay, it is minus forty-five degrees centagrade outside , and that's without figuring in the wind chill! I need to go outside, open the garage door, move the car already parked in the garage over a few feet, get out of the car and walk outside where my other car is parked, pull that car in, close the garage door, and then walk from the garage back into my house.
Now, do I risk hypothermia and attempt it with nothing but my boxers and a wife-beater on?
What's the big deal?
Its not too cold for me! But, as I was getting my second car ready for ignition, a car full of women that I had seen earlier drove by. The women then turned around and stopped in front of me.
One of them poked her head out of the half-open window and asked, "Is everything okay?" Then, "Are you fucking crazy?"
Damn. Next time, I'm going to make sure and act confused so they will 'show me to my bedroom.'