yeah, i watch Animal Planet. it's some well-wishing bimbette making up some more feel good stories in the light of global tragedies, is all.........foreigngirl said:you watch animal planet? What do they say?
HumanTarget said:yeah, i watch Animal Planet. it's some well-wishing bimbette making up some more feel good stories in the light of global tragedies, is all.........
i've got way too many smart females to deal with right now. huff some Glade for a few hours and get back to me....radarstoy said:Here I thought it was going to be a nice day..thanks for the morning dose of reality.
50 bucks one of those dogs is named Rusty. or Dusty. i fucking hate Labs, too. stupid fucking barking machines.c00per said:
HumanTarget said:50 bucks one of those dogs is named Rusty. or Dusty. i fucking hate Labs, too. stupid fucking barking machines.
Rusty, Buddy, Rebel, Sheba.c00per said:
HumanTarget said:i've got way too many smart females to deal with right now. huff some Glade for a few hours and get back to me....

no. don't tell me which household cleaners yield the best buzz, Missy........radarstoy said:You mean Clorox bleach don't yea?![]()
what kind of dog? if you say a fucking Pomeranian........jnevin said:Mine doesn't verbally communicate, but I know what he's "saying" when he's communicating.
His name is Hannibal.
HumanTarget said:what kind of dog? if you say a fucking Pomeranian........
you can barely talk.Wootoom said:dogs can talk
they talkHumanTarget said:you can barely talk.
dobs are tough. and loyal.jnevin said:
ya dobs areSmurfy said:dobs are tough. and loyal.
HumanTarget said:no. don't tell me which household cleaners yield the best buzz, Missy........

You're absolutely right ... my cat assures me that dogs lack the necessary abstract reasoning skills to be capable of any meaningful communication; in fact, it's why the primary greeting in dog is ass and/or crotch sniffing.HumanTarget said:i don't care what these simpletons on Animal Planet say......

musclemom said:You're absolutely right ... my cat assures me that dogs lack the necessary abstract reasoning skills to be capable of any meaningful communication; in fact, it's why the primary greeting in dog is ass and/or crotch sniffing.
Jeez, people you better have laughed at that![]()
HumanTarget said:JNevin, i've owned 4 dogs in my life, no 5....2 dobies, 2 rotties & a boston terrier. i'll never own anything else. and now let me get gay and say that i don't like to use the term own with a living creature. he's like the best roomate you could ever have. although he doesn't pay for a fucking thing.........
i frickin' talk to him like he knows something....funny thing, this week, my brother in law and nieces came up from Fla. he was playing with my 11y/o niece, rolling around, chasing her. well, my brother in law came outside and my dogie stood up and took this posture and fucking growled at him. this dog has never growled, ever. even funnier is that my Bro in law has spent a large portion of his life in prison. fucking dogs know some shit....jnevin said:I love that fugger like he's my kid. Spoil 'em every chance I get.
Tsk, tsk, too bad for you dear.jnevin said:I tried to. I couldn't.
atleast it wasn't "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE". still fucking freaky. i woulda shit the bed.madbomber31 said:ok, this is fucking crazy, i know... but...
it was about 3AM 3 or 4 months ago and i swear up and down i heard "JASON" in this groany type voice... my fucking wife heard it too...
i dont know if my dog made a sound or if she actually said it, but it came from her...
one time... two people heard it... scared the shit out of me.
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