Does your dog drop duece....

[i-Supplements]

when it starts running? I swear, every time my dog starts running, she can't poop quick enough. Weird as hell.
We just had a snowball fight too. She loves the snow, and having me bean her with snowballs. She bites the snowballs until they're gone. Funny stuff.

 

[KillahBee]

I saw a porno that began just like that once..

 

[jerkbox]

I saw a porno that began just like that once..

hey you finally said something funny....all that trying finally paid off

 

[i-Supplements]

I saw a porno that began just like that once..

Wrong!!!

 

[KillahBee]

hey you finally said something funny....all that trying finally paid off

I don't know why you have to say things like that to me. I'm a person, you know.

 

[HumorMe]

My dog will raise his leg to start peeing on a tree or a wad of grass and then start shitting at the same time. It's kind of a fluid movement from three legged pissing to hunched back shitting.

Funny thing is when he shits and he has a hanger and wil sort of try to walk like he is doing a crab walk. Guess he hasn't learned to shake his ass to make it drop off. If it hangs long enough he will drag his ass across the grass using his front legs.

Funny dog.

 

[jerkbox]

I don't know why you have to say things like that to me. I'm a person, you know.

i always thought you were a furby

 

[i-Supplements]

My dog will raise his leg to start peeing on a tree or a wad of grass and then start shitting at the same time. It's kind of a fluid movement from three legged pissing to hunched back shitting.

Funny thing is when he shits and he has a hanger and wil sort of try to walk like he is doing a crab walk. Guess he hasn't learned to shake his ass to make it drop off. If it hangs long enough he will drag his ass across the grass using his front legs.

Funny dog.

LOL!

My dog does the crab walk thing too, when she has a hanger. I can't help but to laugh at her.

 

[HumorMe]

LOL!

My dog does the crab walk thing too, when she has a hanger. I can't help but to laugh at her.

I laugh like hell at him when he does that.

We live on a busy street and can't help but think about how awful it would be if we were the ones having to shit in the yard while others watched. How embarassing would that be?

 

[i-Supplements]

I laugh like hell at him when he does that.

We live on a busy street and can't help but think about how awful it would be if we were the ones having to shit in the yard while others watched. How embarassing would that be?

My pup won't poop for anyone but me or a friend of mine who watches her when I'm gone. She held her crap for two days once when my Mom watched her. as soon as I picked her up, she went.

 

[HumorMe]

My pup won't poop for anyone but me or a friend of mine who watches her when I'm gone. She held her crap for two days once when my Mom watched her. as soon as I picked her up, she went.

lol..sounds like me on vacation. Once I hit the city limits coming home, I speed up.

We went on vacation for 10 days and boarded our dog last year. The lady that kept him had unbelievable accomodations. The little fucker had his own space with a TV, Radio, A/C, his own small bed, she made dog cookies for him and pampered him like a king.

Halfway through our vacation, she called and said she had to take him to the vet because he wouldn't eat and had lost about three pounds and was acting weird. Turns out he was depressed. He's a weiner dog and is almost a human. He pouts and sulks when we are away.

When we pick him up after we have been out of town he won't shit outside. He'll hold it and while we might leave to get a bite to eat, he'll shit in the house. I think he does it for spite.

 

[i-Supplements]

lol..sounds like me on vacation. Once I hit the city limits coming home, I speed up.

We went on vacation for 10 days and boarded our dog last year. The lady that kept him had unbelievable accomodations. The little fucker had his own space with a TV, Radio, A/C, his own small bed, she made dog cookies for him and pampered him like a king.

Halfway through our vacation, she called and said she had to take him to the vet because he wouldn't eat and had lost about three pounds and was acting weird. Turns out he was depressed. He's a weiner dog and is almost a human. He pouts and sulks when we are away.

When we pick him up after we have been out of town he won't shit outside. He'll hold it and while we might leave to get a bite to eat, he'll shit in the house. I think he does it for spite.

What a little shit. I took my pup over at to a buddies house recently when I had leave town for a couple a days, She knew I was leaving so she shit on his floor as soon as I let her out of her crate. She is a real bitch at times..

 

[HumorMe]

What a little shit. I took my pup over at to a buddies house recently when I had leave town for a couple a days, She knew I was leaving so she shit on his floor as soon as I let her out of her crate. She is a real bitch at times..

I can relate in so many ways.

 

[HumorMe]

How about this.....my wife rocks his ass to sleep every night before she goes to bed and then he gets under the covers in bed and stays between me and my wife and growls if I am trying to get some. Bastard.

That's when I take him and put him in one of our daughters bed and close the door. When he is allowed to come back in he'll have to sniff the sheets and give it his OK.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

My old Shepard Turbo used to eat his own shit...really nasty but hilarious at the same time...

I can just see the simple thought process:

"Ahhh, that was a good shit...Hmm, what's this? A nice stinking hot turd...I am kind of hungry, why don't I just eat it...now that's a tasty piece of shit!!"

I am laughing now just thinking about it...


Bluesman

 

[i-Supplements]

How about this.....my wife rocks his ass to sleep every night before she goes to bed and then he gets under the covers in bed and stays between me and my wife and growls if I am trying to get some. Bastard.

That's when I take him and put him in one of our daughters bed and close the door. When he is allowed to come back in he'll have to sniff the sheets and give it his OK.

My pup sleeps in her crate. there is no way in hell I'm letting her in my bed. My bedroom is off limits to her anyways. She will sit right at the doorway when I am in there, and wait for me to come out.

 

[i-Supplements]

My old Shepard Turbo used to eat his own shit...really nasty but hilarious at the same time...

I can just see the simple thought process:

"Ahhh, that was a good shit...Hmm, what's this? A nice stinking hot turd...I am kind of hungry, why don't I just eat it...now that's a tasty piece of shit!!"

I am laughing now just thinking about it...


Bluesman

LOL! I have a friend whos dog we make fun of all the time for eating its on shit. Funny stuff.

 

[hamstershaver]

hey you finally said something funny....all that trying finally paid off

lmao