Does your dick curve?

[thebody2000]

Does your dick curve?

i know this sounds gay, but i've heared a lot of guys here saying that they're peckers slightly curved.

If yes, which way does it curve?

 

[Benzi]

nope, sorry

 

[bigguns7]

Yep. My dick has a slight curve upward. I believe that God engineered me this way so that I could give mind-blowing pleasure to all the beautiful women of the world. You see, my perfect upward curvature allows for optimal g-spot stimulation in all face-to-face sexual positions. This, coupled with my amazing length and girth, and lifelike fleshy feel, make me the perfect sex toy.

For any of you ladies residing in or near the southeastern United States, I give trial demonstrations free of charge.

 

[NYguy]

mine goes left!

 

[HappyScrappy]

if you are circumsized, then it is far more likely to curve if there is less skin available on one side than the other.
those of us that aren't get to fill it all naturally and it goes straight.
good or not, up to the chick I guess.
never had any complaints. from goats.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I know of this one feller in particular whose curves upwards....

OMG is he THE SHIT!

 

[Longhorn85]

Upwards and slightly to the left

 

[Longhorn85]

I've often thought about that as my kids listen to Barney.

 

[Bodhidogma]

cant say i do personally, but a friend of mine has the ol hook dick.

 

[str8cubano]

everybody's dick curves, and special rods in your dick make it curve either to left or right, i think i learned that in 8th grade

 

[web_dj]

yup it curves upward............this way I could hit that g-spot

 

[big$grip]

Which hand do you jerk off with left,or right?? thats why its curved.

 

[Rebelrocker]

Which hand do you jerk off with left,or right?? thats why its curved.

you're right! and its funny,but its true!

 

[gottagetbig]

its not true that the hand you use is the way you curve ,for most of my life iI was rt handed but I curve lft. now that I use my left hand more it feels better mor stimulation its almost like someone else is doingit which would be better

 

[pete ferguson]

Yes but...

Mine curves up some which like most posts say, all the girls say, it's perfect for hitting the "G" spot....the only problem is, that when my dick is extremely hard, it's a little difficult to have sex with a short legged girl in the doggy position. Big problem, huh?

 

[lonewulf]

Mines straight as a grizzly dick, no easy G-spot stimulation for me.

 

[Kahn]

up and to the left, and I am the shit, too, BMom

 

[Longhorn85]

up and to the left, and I am the shit, too, BMom

Up and left seems to be common. Is this maybe why most people are right-handed? Maybe all the sperm hit the eggs on the right side or something?

 

[badabing]

Mine goes right. Then left a bit.



Then right again.


and then upwards.

 

[moto-racer-1]

up and left for me, mostly left though. I believe its due to how it hangs in your shorts. I feel more comfortable to hang on the left side. My Bro says the same and his too goes to the left ( so he tells me. never actually seen it) And another Bro's is straight as an arrow, but he says his lies straight in his shorts. To many boring nights getting drunk with my bro's to have this kinda dumb knowledge about Them. Anyways thats my 2cents.

Moto

 

[woollis2]

Every guy I have er....met..lol....has had a slight curve. One of them had a major curve.

 

[gethard1]

Straight as an

ARROW