does this seem strange to you?

[big_bad_buff]

There’s this chick at work, she’s like 35 or so, and I’m 25, she’s kind of a flirt with pretty much everyone at the store, just that out going type of girl.

Well, today this dude at my work comes up to me with a note, I open it and it says:

if you’re interested, my number is ********** and then her name.

fuk is that about? I’ve talk to her like every day, that’s like high school crap

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Was there a box for check yes or no if you like me?

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Was there a box for check yes or no if you like me?

 

[fergie]

just do it, cougars are fun

 

[*MissFit*]

I think she likes u

 

[marshallmadman]

Circle "yes" dude.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Circle "yes" dude.

rofl

 

[big_bad_buff]

yeah that's the first thing i thought when i read it lol....isnt that wierd for a women of her age to do though?

she has a nice rump, about it

Was there a box for check yes or no if you like me?

 

[DIVISION]

There’s this chick at work, she’s like 35 or so, and I’m 25, she’s kind of a flirt with pretty much everyone at the store, just that out going type of girl.

Well, today this dude at my work comes up to me with a note, I open it and it says:

if you’re interested, my number is ********** and then her name.

fuk is that about? I’ve talk to her like every day, that’s like high school crap

Women bitch about equal oppurtunity yet still haven't progressed to the stage of actually asking a guy out verbally.

Strange? No.

Adolescent? Yes.

I say you move on it, but keep in mind the context of the date so if she acts up later, you really can't blame anyone but yourself.

Do it.




DIV

 

[awittyusername]

Bro, I would write a note back and have the same guy give her it. Have it say...

Meet me at the drinking fountain and we'll ditch 7th period, and go to my house. My parents won't be home until 5:00.

Sorry
So
Short

Longer
Letter
Later

Love,

Big Bad Buff


MILF + Big Bad Buff =

 

[marshallmadman]

Bro, I would write a note back and have the same guy give her it. Have it say...

Meet me at the drinking fountain and we'll ditch 7th period, and go to my house. My parents won't be home until 5:00.

Sorry
So
Short

Longer
Letter
Later

Love,

Big Bad Buff


MILF + Big Bad Buff =

You the man!

 

[Gambino]

tap that old ass

 

[big_bad_buff]

yeah, i was thinking about writing a letter back something along those lines. But I told the guy that gave me the note that if she asked, he never saw me and didn’t give me the note. Reason? She looks like she got hit by a 18 wheeler carrying a full load of nothing but ugly. she's small, like 5'2 110 pounds with a nice arse, but that's about it. now if she came up to me and asked me out that be different, kind of tripped an alarm when she has people giving me notes and she's in her mid 30's

Bro, I would write a note back and have the same guy give her it. Have it say...

Meet me at the drinking fountain and we'll ditch 7th period, and go to my house. My parents won't be home until 5:00.

Sorry
So
Short

Longer
Letter
Later

Love,

Big Bad Buff


MILF + Big Bad Buff =

 

[DIVISION]

yeah, i was thinking about writing a letter back something along those lines. But I told the guy that gave me the note that if she asked, he never saw me and didn’t give me the note. Reason? She looks like she got hit by a 18 wheeler carrying a full load of nothing but ugly. she's small, like 5'2 110 pounds with a nice arse, but that's about it. now if she came up to me and asked me out that be different, kind of tripped an alarm when she has people giving me notes and she's in her mid 30's

Translation: she wants steady dickdown and thinks you're the potential provider.

If you have standards, I'd say pass......but that's on you, Buffy.



DIV

 

[BrothaBill]

Real scoop, Ive done that shit to people all the time, its a joke LOLA
Just trying to cause an embarassing situation with her, your buddy is setting you up. Ive seen it a million times

 

[DIVISION]

Real scoop, Ive done that shit to people all the time, its a joke LOLA
Just trying to cause an embarassing situation with her, your buddy is setting you up. Ive seen it a million times

Wouldn't have Buff have seen through that?

Or are we giving him too much credit?




DIV

 

[marshallmadman]

If she's ugly dude, pass it up. There is a bumper crop of very fine tang out there for a buff brotha such as yourself. No need to sacrifice quality for quantity. Save that for later on in life.

 

[BrothaBill]

Wouldn't have Buff have seen through that?

Or are we giving him too much credit?


DIV

LMAO! YES!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

yeah that's the first thing i thought when i read it lol....isnt that wierd for a women of her age to do though?

she has a nice rump, about it

Beyond weird... but some people are social tards my roomie who is 28 thought it was prefectly acceptable to ask a girl he works with out over email. She turned him down big suprise Shit like that shows and extreme lack of confidance and leaves you dead in the water.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

There’s this chick at work, she’s like 35 or so, and I’m 25, she’s kind of a flirt with pretty much everyone at the store, just that out going type of girl.

Well, today this dude at my work comes up to me with a note, I open it and it says:

if you’re interested, my number is ********** and then her name.

fuk is that about? I’ve talk to her like every day, that’s like high school crap

Sounds like she might've been called a whore or slut so often that she has to do her thing on the DL.... or maybe she just never grew up.

 

[DIVISION]

Sounds like she might've been called a whore or slut so often that she has to do her thing on the DL.... or maybe she just never grew up.

Women being whores on the DL........what a concept....

Hansel.....you truly know women.....I'm gaining respect for you by the minute.



DIV

 

[big_bad_buff]

yeah, i know all she wants is some magic stick lol but i dont like hooking up with chicks at work, there is like 200 people that work at my job, dont want everyone in the store to know, especially if shes a dog lol

Translation: she wants steady dickdown and thinks you're the potential provider.

If you have standards, I'd say pass......but that's on you, Buffy.



DIV

 

[big_bad_buff]

i thought the same thing, especially since i see her and chit chat everyday

Beyond weird... but some people are social tards my roomie who is 28 thought it was prefectly acceptable to ask a girl he works with out over email. She turned him down big suprise Shit like that shows and extreme lack of confidance and leaves you dead in the water.

 

[DIVISION]

especially if shes a dog lol

You answered your own question, holmes.

She's a dog = no dickdown for the rumproast.



DIV

 

[big_bad_buff]

true, it have to be a drunkin secret that no one knows about lol. already 4 people at the store, tomorrow it will be 10 i'm sure

You answered your own question, holmes.

She's a dog = no dickdown for the rumproast.



DIV

 

[DIVISION]

true, it have to be a drunkin secret that no one knows about lol. already 4 people at the store, tomorrow it will be 10 i'm sure

It's not worth it, holmes.

Just imagine the fallout...

Everyone would be passing you notes all day asking you:

"how was the rumproast?"

"was she pleasantly plump?"

"Wanna make out, I've got a hooker scheduled for afterwork?"


You get the idea.....

Not a good work environment.




DIV

 

[big_bad_buff]

exactly why I dont date women I work with, well, dont anymore, too much bs from friends and others that you work with wanting to know your business. but, if she came to me, and no one else knew about it, maybe!, the way it is now, theres no way, only if she was a 10, then i might go through the trouble

It's not worth it, holmes.

Just imagine the fallout...

Everyone would be passing you notes all day asking you:

"how was the rumproast?"

"was she pleasantly plump?"

"Wanna make out, I've got a hooker scheduled for afterwork?"


You get the idea.....

Not a good work environment.




DIV

 

[strangebrew]

I'd hit it

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