Does this make me gay?

[BullSemen]

Your are substituting the Pissbury Doughboy for some big fat guy that you really want to ream. Let your inner gay man out.

 

[ChefWide]

Your are substituting the Pissbury Doughboy for some big fat guy that you really want to ream. Let your inner gay man out.

Nah, if it ever comes to more than one penis in MY fantasies, it wont be with some buffoon in extra-lard shorts. Some tanned brazillian dressed up as Little Bo Peep will prolly do just fine.

 

[OXANDRIN]

I think you are thinking of HI - that guy could post up anything and get like 7 pages of responses.

typical HI post:

TITLE: "I'm better looking than all of you"

BODY: "Its True, Sorry guys"

 

[HANSEL]

typical HI post:

TITLE: "I'm better looking than all of you"

BODY: "Its True, Sorry guys"

The funny thing about that is...he's not even good looking!

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

The funny thing about that is...he's not even good looking!

i think you just set off his 'model sense'

he'll be posting in a matter of hours.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?

Nope! Your a Turd Burglar, a Mobile Sperm Bank and a Anal Intruder, but your not gay!

Super Duper!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Re: Re: Does this make me gay?

Nope! Your a Turd Burglar, a Mobile Sperm Bank and a Anal Intruder, but your not gay!

Super Duper!

Seriously though I heard that your favorite sexual position is bending over a stranger's lap at his local Simmons Sauna, screaming "Smack my ass, and tell me I'm just like my mother!" and "I want to be reincarnated as Michael Jackson's anal dildo!"

 

[IJ26]

never tried it but ive been dared to microwave a bananna peel and use it

 

[tiger88]

Take a look at this image first, then make your decision

avatar material

 

[Smurfy]

I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?

yes, that is weird. and just a little bit gay.