Does this make me gay?

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?

 

[gonelifting]

Trust me it does`nt feel like you think. Don`t ask me how I know. It just does`nt.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Take a look at this image first, then make your decision

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

For some reason it never even hit me until just now that I could have sex with those biscuit tubes if I leave the soft stuff in there.

Plus afterwards, you can make biscuits.

 

[Lao Tzu]

no thats not weird. I have fantasies about being a pimp and all my 'hos' are cartoon characters. These thoughts are totally normal.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Plus afterwards, you can make biscuits.

wont even have to butter them afterwards.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

For some reason it never even hit me until just now that I could have sex with those biscuit tubes if I leave the soft stuff in there.

Plus afterwards, you can make biscuits.

bagels are good too

 

[HANSEL]

Take a look at this image first, then make your decision

Haha nice

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

When I was 12 I tried to have sex with a gallon of milk.

Could get it in through the hole.

Glad nobody walk in on that fridge moment. Not sure what I would have done with that milk had the idea worked.

 

[HANSEL]

I bang canteloupe warmed in an oven