does anyone here play ping pong?

[strangebrew]

I'm unstoppable, my current record this year is 302-0. I just defeated my strongest opponent 21-5. It's getting to the point where I need to start letting people win, just so they continue playing. I want a challenge, my skills cant increase by playing these losers.

 

[jerkbox]

no, but i will beat you in darts

 

[strangebrew]

go away

 

[supersizeme]

we will have to play ping pong one day. i'm left handed and my spin annihilates anyone who steps up with a paddle. how about we play right handed so that i stay awake for the whole game?

 

[flex123]

someone say beer pong?

 

[Code]

I play, and mah backhand is skrong fool!

 

[lucidblue]

someone say beer pong?

Now that sounds like fun.

 

[strangebrew]

we will have to play ping pong one day. i'm left handed and my spin annihilates anyone who steps up with a paddle. how about we play right handed so that i stay awake for the whole game?

I'll meet you after school, buddy. Bring your friends.... its SO on.









the left hand thing scares me a bit though

 

[magman1]

beer pong it is for me

 

[strangebrew]

enough with the beer pong. drinking beer isnt nearly as cool as ping pong

 

[biteme]

I'm unstoppable, my current record this year is 302-0. I just defeated my strongest opponent 21-5. It's getting to the point where I need to start letting people win, just so they continue playing. I want a challenge, my skills cant increase by playing these losers.

You have found an opponent. This is my game. I placed third in a tournament once against much older kids. I can slam the ball nearly everytime on forehand shots, just like a little Chinese guy. Haven't played in a while, but it comes back fast. Quick hands and good hand, eye coordination are the key.

 

[strangebrew]

Re: Re: does anyone here play ping pong?

You have found an opponent. This is my game. I placed third in a tournament once against much older kids. I can slam the ball nearly everytime on forehand shots, just like a little Chinese guy. Haven't played in a while, but it comes back fast. Quick hands and good hand, eye coordination are the key.

you and ssme are both going down. as a senior in highschool I won state in tennis, and ping pong takes very similar skills. I think if I had better opponents, I could reach a higher level than I did in tennis.

 

[rushx79]

i havent played in years but i used to be known as king pong.

 

[biteme]

Re: Re: Re: does anyone here play ping pong?

you and ssme are both going down. as a senior in highschool I won state in tennis, and ping pong takes very similar skills. I think if I had better opponents, I could reach a higher level than I did in tennis.

Not to brag, but I'm an all around athlete with great speed and strength and have been good at any sport that I attempted, like my friend Polish Hammer. I use to beat some of the guys on the tennis team back in highschool and I didn't play tennis. I couldn't beat the top 2 guys, but I could beat the others. I accept your pingpong challenge. It will be fun. Unless you kick the shit out of me. I hate getting beat like that.

 

[biteme]

It is on, we must together and have a pingpong tournament. They have a table at my healthclub, so I can get some practice.

 

[strangebrew]

Re: Re: Re: Re: does anyone here play ping pong?

Not to brag, but I'm an all around athlete with great speed and strength and have been good at any sport that I attempted, like my friend Polish Hammer. I use to beat some of the guys on the tennis team back in highschool and I didn't play tennis. I couldn't beat the top 2 guys, but I could beat the others. I accept your pingpong challenge. It will be fun. Unless you kick the shit out of me. I hate getting beat like that.

Oh yeah? well my penis is 12 inches...around

 

[biteme]

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Oh yeah? well my penis is 12 inches...around

Damn, you got me beat on that. Mine is only 10 inches around. LOL

 

[magman1]

enough with the beer pong. drinking beer isnt nearly as cool as ping pong

how bout drinking beer, while playing ping pong! the ultimate cool or what!

 

[strangebrew]

how bout drinking beer, while playing ping pong! the ultimate cool or what!

beer would effect hand/eye coordination, not advisable unless you feel like getting trounced.

 

[biteme]

how bout drinking beer, while playing ping pong! the ultimate cool or what!

I play like shit after a couple of beers. My great hand, eye coordination is affected adversely. Drinking beer b4 sex is a different story.

 

[strangebrew]

I play like shit after a couple of beers. My great hand, eye coordination is affected adversely. Drinking beer b4 sex is a different story.

Ping pong actually takes a great deal of foot work as well, I also bend my knees on a lot of shots since I'm 6'3.

 

[biteme]

Ping pong actually takes a great deal of foot work as well, I also bend my knees on a lot of shots since I'm 6'3.

True dat. You have the height advantage. LOL I will hit the ball so quick that you won't have time to bend your knees. I have one major weakness and I ain't sayin' what it is. If you can exploit it, I could be in trouble. But I'm quick enough to make up for it often.

 

[strangebrew]

True dat. You have the height advantage. LOL I will hit the ball so quick that you won't have time to bend your knees. I have one major weakness and I ain't sayin' what it is. If you can exploit it, I could be in trouble. But I'm quick enough to make up for it often.

Height is more of a disadvantage imo. As far as not having enough time to bend my knees...I doubt it...I can usually anticipate a shot before you even make contact with the ball...meaning I'll be in mid swing when you do connect.

 

[biteme]

Height is more of a disadvantage imo. As far as not having enough time to bend my knees...I doubt it...I can usually anticipate a shot before you even make contact with the ball...meaning I'll be in mid swing when you do connect.

WHere do you live?

 

[strangebrew]

WHere do you live?

Washington State

 

[biteme]

Washington State

Beautiful country, I had relatives that lived there. Maybe I can come up some time and get my ass kicked at pingpong. I've never been stomped and only lost to a few people. It will be fun, I love the game.

 

[strangebrew]

Beautiful country, I had relatives that lived there. Maybe I can come up some time and get my ass kicked at pingpong. I've never been stomped and only lost to a few people. It will be fun, I love the game.

Yeah, I love it here...mainly because of the weather, heat irritates me.

Win or lose, ping pong is one of the funnest games ever.

 

[biteme]

Yeah, I love it here...mainly because of the weather, heat irritates me.

Win or lose, ping pong is one of the funnest games ever.

Yep, I can play for hours. Usually have to play left handed against most people to give them a chance.