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hamstershaver

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remember a few months ago we had arturis in here telling us he was engaged to get married to some chick, everyone was telling him hell no he was way too young, he was like yeah whatever im gonna get married anyways fuck all you haters i love this chick, to death do us part yada yada yada, well of course they broke up
and now i see some thread in bts with him asking for pussy licking techniques on some new chick thats hes banging, wtf??? guess you got over the last one pretty quick
since you didnt listen to any of us last time, listen to me now, DONT LICK THE FUCKIN PUSSY, just backdoor the bitch
 
hamstershaver said:
remember a few months ago we had arturis in here telling us he was engaged to get married to some chick, everyone was telling him hell no he was way too young, he was like yeah whatever im gonna get married anyways fuck all you haters i love this chick, to death do us part yada yada yada, well of course they broke up
and now i see some thread in bts with him asking for pussy licking techniques on some new chick thats hes banging, wtf??? guess you got over the last one pretty quick
since you didnt listen to any of us last time, listen to me now, DONT LICK THE FUCKIN PUSSY, just backdoor the bitch
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LOL!! dude that is crazy.. some people are just like that though.

i like your advice re: licking the pussy
 
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hamstershaver said:
since you didnt listen to any of us last time, listen to me now, DONT LICK THE FUCKIN PUSSY, just backdoor the bitch
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ok......wtf was this?
i think someones back door is officially closed
 
wtf???
most of you are missing the point, this isnt a twat licking thread
dude was engaged, being all pussy whipped had to marry some chick he was totally in love with, everyone here told him no, he told us he was doing it, he knew what he was doing
yet lo and behold dude is asking for pussy licking tips for new beaver
that shit is too funny
 
hamstershaver said:
wtf???
most of you are missing the point, this isnt a twat licking thread
dude was engaged, being all pussy whipped had to marry some chick he was totally in love with, everyone here told him no, he told us he was doing it, he knew what he was doing
yet lo and behold dude is asking for pussy licking tips for new beaver
that shit is too funny
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Hammy, quit changin the subject......dang!
 
hamstershaver said:
wtf???
most of you are missing the point, this isnt a twat licking thread
dude was engaged, being all pussy whipped had to marry some chick he was totally in love with, everyone here told him no, he told us he was doing it, he knew what he was doing
yet lo and behold dude is asking for pussy licking tips for new beaver
that shit is too funny
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yeah that's what I was saying, will they ever learn, way too young for that shit
 
i find it humorous.. thats prolly why he isn't married now.. doesnt know how to eat the twat!
 
Lestat said:
LOL!! dude that is crazy.. some people are just like that though.

i like your advice re: licking the pussy
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i agree, dont lick pussy, unless your ingaged or married, and even then be warry.

you dont have any idea how many dicks your licking
 
hamstershaver said:
wtf???
most of you are missing the point, this isnt a twat licking thread
dude was engaged, being all pussy whipped had to marry some chick he was totally in love with, everyone here told him no, he told us he was doing it, he knew what he was doing
yet lo and behold dude is asking for pussy licking tips for new beaver
that shit is too funny
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Wow, I almost completely missed this thread (wow, the very first one about me too, I'm honored!)

Ok I have a few points to make. 1) I was being dumb. 2) I was being an idiot. 3) I was rushing things way too much. 4) I've been known to do dumb things.

HOWEVER ---> I was at least smart enough to get out before we tied the knot, and made things even harder. You don't know all of the details behind why we broke up. It is completely irrelevant now.

I would like to say that I have relaxed a lot since then on things, and I DID learn my lesson, believe it or not. In other words, you aren't going to see another "I'm getting married" thread anytime soon out of me.

Also... i'm single... why shouldn't I date??
 
artrius said:
Wow, I almost completely missed this thread (wow, the very first one about me too, I'm honored!)

Ok I have a few points to make. 1) I was being dumb. 2) I was being an idiot. 3) I was rushing things way too much. 4) I've been known to do dumb things.

HOWEVER ---> I was at least smart enough to get out before we tied the knot, and made things even harder. You don't know all of the details behind why we broke up. It is completely irrelevant now.

I would like to say that I have relaxed a lot since then on things, and I DID learn my lesson, believe it or not. In other words, you aren't going to see another "I'm getting married" thread anytime soon out of me.

Also... i'm single... why shouldn't I date??
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I would suggest marrying a man next time.
 
artrius said:
Wow, I almost completely missed this thread (wow, the very first one about me too, I'm honored!)

Ok I have a few points to make. 1) I was being dumb. 2) I was being an idiot. 3) I was rushing things way too much. 4) I've been known to do dumb things.

HOWEVER ---> I was at least smart enough to get out before we tied the knot, and made things even harder. You don't know all of the details behind why we broke up. It is completely irrelevant now.

I would like to say that I have relaxed a lot since then on things, and I DID learn my lesson, believe it or not. In other words, you aren't going to see another "I'm getting married" thread anytime soon out of me.

Also... i'm single... why shouldn't I date??
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im really not raggin on you, i just thought it was funny that we all told you that you were too young, but you insisted that she was the one, and now a few months later you are sampling some strange beaver
 
hamstershaver said:
im really not raggin on you, i just thought it was funny that we all told you that you were too young, but you insisted that she was the one, and now a few months later you are sampling some strange beaver
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Well I don't necessarily think that I'm too young for it. I do, however, think that I need to chill out and relax about it. It'll happen when it does, and at this point, its not going to be for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG while.
 
I give him credit for walking away from the first pussy.

However!!!!! He gave us a big song and dance about being a VIRGIN....Staying a virgin...etc.

I think he may be BS'ing us. But, I give him props for walking away from the first, and seeking experience. Most you pussys don't have the balls to walk away in the first place.
 
awittyusername said:
However!!!!! He gave us a big song and dance about being a VIRGIN....Staying a virgin...etc.
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Well.... I can't say much about that... other than my tune has simply changed... It was shaky even when I was dating her... sooooooo.... :whatever:
 
artrius said:
Well.... I can't say much about that... other than my tune has simply changed... It was shaky even when I was dating her... sooooooo.... :whatever:
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Atleast your honest bro. I thought you were jerking my chain earlier. Good luck licking that kitty
 
hamstershaver said:
remember a few months ago we had arturis in here telling us he was engaged to get married to some chick, everyone was telling him hell no he was way too young, he was like yeah whatever im gonna get married anyways fuck all you haters i love this chick, to death do us part yada yada yada, well of course they broke up
and now i see some thread in bts with him asking for pussy licking techniques on some new chick thats hes banging, wtf??? guess you got over the last one pretty quick
since you didnt listen to any of us last time, listen to me now, DONT LICK THE FUCKIN PUSSY, just backdoor the bitch
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to funny.
 
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