Do you whack it in front of your dogs?

[Buddy_Christ]

I tried explaining that to her, Crakhead....

It's pretty self-explanatory.

two of my "friends" denied they were gay after the balls touched.

was two guys i had met when i was in schools battalion in camp pendelton. they were out on our base for training ops. they came up to the barracks to hang out with me and my room mate (he was in Schools with us).

so we're all drinking and having a good time. then our two friends decided to show us the "chicken hearts." that's when you take your shaven nutsack and squeeze your balls to the bottom. your testicles and sack resemble a chicken heart when you do this.

so me and my room mate are just laughing and shaking our heads. then our 2 friends look at each other, then look down at their balls. they look at each other again, then look down at their balls. once again, they look at each other, then each other's balls, then they take their nutsacks and slowly drag them across each others.

me and my room mate were in shock. our two friends quickly put their balls away while swearing to each other to "never do that again." we didn't really know what to say to them except "well, we'll see you guys around" about 10 minutes later.

pair of weirdos. i don't think they were gay before that incident, just kinda curious. after that, i heard through the grapevine they were inseperable.

 

[DJ_UFO]

lol I did it in front of my dog a couple of times when I was a kid...and when I did it in front of my kitty she even licked my hose!

 

[WolfPack Charlie]

Sometimes I let him help out, if I sit on the floor he can lick my bunghole and that shit feels goo-ood. JK But for real though you should try it some time! HAHAH

And hey, maybe you didn't plan ahead and you forgot your happy sock. What do you do......What DO you do.....wipe it on the dog!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Frisky's tryin' to get me to model some leopard print thongs.........the ones that ride up my asscrack......

Jungle Fever..............I guess..........




DIV

..... So when do I expect the pics?

 

[DIVISION]

two of my "friends" denied they were gay after the balls touched.

Evidently, once they slapped nuts there was no turning back.....

I've heard females do this also, a phenomenon called "mashing tits and grinding clits".....

Go Figure.......



DIV

 

[Pamela]

my cat has seen me masturbate. she is intrigued by the buzzing sound

 

[DIVISION]

..... So when do I expect the pics?

Depends on your attitude and my generousity.





DIV

 

[Robert Jan]

ive had sex and whacked it in front of my pets and hers

 

[courtneybcca]

excuse me, but can you please explain what jerking off in front of male friends has to do with the question posed in this thread? and what does this thread have to do with a MFM 3-some?

the only way i'd jerk off in front of my friends is if they refused to leave the room.

there are only a few friends i've had that i would have considered doing a MFM 3-some with. see, the thing with a MFM 3some is that the balls can't touch or it's gay. that's the rules of masculinity - once the balls touch, it's gay.

now as far as a 3some goes, i've done a FMF 3some with my gf and it was great. would i do a MFM 3-some with her? absolutely not. why? a few reasons. first off, i don't know anyone that i am comfortable enough with to share her. it takes a level of trust and friendship to do something like that and i'm not that close with any guys i know.

secondly (and most importantly), if i were to ever do a MFM 3some, it wouldn't be a very "romantic" thing. it'd be more along the lnes of, well, it'd resemble a porno movie where the chick is just there to serve as a cock-holster with many willing holes. i wouldn't treat my gf like that, nor would i let another guy treat her like that. there are some chicks that are willing to be in that position. everyone does recieve sexual gratification, but with my gf, there's a level of intimacy between us that would not be achieved to my standard for sex with her by 2 guys pounding her senseless.


now, back to the topic at hand.....i've jerked it with my animals in the room. i've had dogs sniff my leg while in mid stroke. i've had cats rub up against my ankles in mid stroke. one night while we were having sex, one of the dogs started sniffing my calf right as we were both having an orgasim. dog got kicked in the head and i kept on pumping.

i don't feel self conscious whacking off in front of house pets. i flaunt it in front of them because they're fixed and i'm not. i'm an asshole and i love it

when he said dogs I thought he meant friends...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

when he said dogs I thought he meant friends...

which in turn made you admit that you want to have a MFM 3-some.