do you wash your hands after you pee?

[decem]

i don't. not usually.

the times i don't wash my hands after i pee are as follows:

1. i showered in the past 4-8 hours and have not been so active as to acquire any funk build up on or around my pieces and parts just yet. in fact, it's during these times that if anything, i should wash my hands BEFORE i pee.

2. i don't have hand washing facilities available

3. i'm going to go right from pissing into some type of labor that will require my using tools or handling other objects that are quite dirty to begin with.


you know what's silly? even though i follow the rules above, when i see someone at work that doesn't wash his hands and could have just gotten out of the shower like 30 minutes ago, i still look down upon him and then think about that every single time i see him..


the times i do wash my hands:

1. when there are people, besides my stepdad (who i don't wash my hands in front of just to piss him off), around.. i.e. at work. i don't want to be known as "the guy who doesn't wash his hands after he pees" at work...

2. my pieces and parts are somewhat funky and handling them will surely introduce germs and filth onto whatever they touch.

3. i'm going to be handling food in the near future. note - if i'm using silverware and won't actually touch my food with my fingers, then the rules as to when i don't wash my hands still apply.

 

[casavant]

Usually not, for the same reasons you listed. When I do, it's usually for the same reasons you listed as well. Especially before handling food.

 

[supertech69]

Always! I pee like every 30 min so that's a lot of and washing durring the day! I hate to see someone not wash their hands, especially at work. People are always shaking hands with business people, including me. I said something to one guy before & this is the response I got "I learned a long time ago not to pee on my hand" I told him "Yeah me too but, I wouldn't shake your dick so what the hell makes you think I want to shake your hand that has had your dick in it!" I just think it's gross. BTW, my hands usually get dirty immidately after & that makes no difference to me(I run a maintenance dept), I still wash them.

 

[basskiller]

Yes

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I always wash my hands. This is nothing to do with my own cleanliness. I could eat my dinner off my glans penis. It's just that every surface that is used by a lot of people is a hotbed of putrescence, bacteria and parasites, that would melt your brain if you knew the full extent of it's wriggling festering horror. The hard part is washing your hands and getting out of there without touching anything. I use a paper towel to open the door to get out. God knows how many guys went in and left a two-by-four in the bowl and then rubbed their sweaty hands everywhere.

 

[casavant]

I always wash my hands. This is nothing to do with my own cleanliness. I could eat my dinner off my glans penis. It's just that every surface that is used by a lot of people is a hotbed of putrescence, bacteria and parasites, that would melt your brain if you knew the full extent of it's wriggling festering horror. The hard part is washing your hands and getting out of there without touching anything. I use a paper towel to open the door to get out. God knows how many guys went in and left a two-by-four in the bowl and then rubbed their sweaty hands everywhere.

You're thinking about it too much. Practical cleanliness is a necessity, but if it were that dangerous to get germs on you the human species wouldn't have made it this far. In my opinion, our society is almost neurotically obsesses with germs and sterility. The next time you're in the supermarket, count how many things say "antibacterial", or something to that effect.

I mean, c'mon. If you're that concerned with it you might as well stop breathing, because there all all sorts of unsavory shit and snot particles floating around.

 

[decem]

I always wash my hands. This is nothing to do with my own cleanliness. I could eat my dinner off my glans penis. It's just that every surface that is used by a lot of people is a hotbed of putrescence, bacteria and parasites, that would melt your brain if you knew the full extent of it's wriggling festering horror. The hard part is washing your hands and getting out of there without touching anything. I use a paper towel to open the door to get out. God knows how many guys went in and left a two-by-four in the bowl and then rubbed their sweaty hands everywhere.

dude.... you got ocd.

 

[Raina]

I have OCD tendancies Decem and I try to limit myself to 3 times. lol

 

[beastboy]

I won't touch anything in a public bathroom wiht my hands. I use my shoe to lift a seat and flush the toilet, I use paper towel to open the door....I don't want in spermy residue or piss on my hands!

 

[HappyScrappy]

some of the deadliest bacteria in the world live in your mouth (which is why the human bite is a very bad thing - not many people know that).
there are bacteria everywhere - all over your skin right now. some are good, some are bad.
the good ones keep the bad ones in check.

then you get the people that use antibacterial everything because they fear the germs that cover them. they then think that using this will somehow get rid of them all and they will be perfect - sealed off from the world around them ass the move through their day.
the reality of it is that you kill off large amounts of the bacteria - good and bad - and the ones that survive because due to some chance or mutation they don't get killed by the soap - they then stick around to reproduce, and their kids aren't likely to get killed off either.
so what these clean freaks are doing are technically breeding a race of much stronger bacteria. which I would imagine is not what they are intending.

also, urine is sterile when it leaves the body - once it sits somewhere for awhile, then like any liquid, then it will start to harbor all kinds of lovely things.
ecoli can be passed from shit, and it bothers us because our intestinal tract is long enough for it to reproduce a lot - most animals have it short enough that they don't get sick from it.

 

[spentagn]

Obviously bodily excretions are happy's forté.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

I always wash my hands. This is nothing to do with my own cleanliness. I could eat my dinner off my glans penis. It's just that every surface that is used by a lot of people is a hotbed of putrescence, bacteria and parasites, that would melt your brain if you knew the full extent of it's wriggling festering horror. The hard part is washing your hands and getting out of there without touching anything. I use a paper towel to open the door to get out. God knows how many guys went in and left a two-by-four in the bowl and then rubbed their sweaty hands everywhere.

Did we learn nothing from The Andromeda Strain?! Human existence made it from the first cell division to 1991 (about the time it seems our national obsession with killing all germs and bacteria began) just fine. What will kill us all is bacteria that's evolved to survive anti-bacterial agents. So you germophobes (who make Michael Jackson and Howard Hughes look like barn animals) keep it up by squirting your soaps and cleaners and I will preserve our existence by any means necessary.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Obviously bodily excretions are happy's forté.

everything is my fort... eh? you got one of them things on there... I bow to you.

I RULE!!!

 

[decem]

for all you guys that HAVE to wash your hands after you piss...


do you eat girls out?

do you let your broad suck your filthy dirty penis then kiss you?

 

[Torch]

I won't touch anything in a public bathroom wiht my hands. I use my shoe to lift a seat and flush the toilet, I use paper towel to open the door....I don't want in spermy residue or piss on my hands!

Me too, I try not to touch anything

 

[Doktor Bollix]

MY bacteria are good bacteria and I love them all.

Fecal matter and bacteria that has recently been violently expelled from the straining sphincter of the fat guy in the mail-room who never washes his hands because he saw the Andromeda Strain is something that I wish no involvement with.

Apart from public shitters I wash my hands before eating, preparing food etc. I have confidence in my immune system to do it what I pay it to do without needlessly exposing it to the contents of other people's bottoms.

 

[casavant]

for all you guys that HAVE to wash your hands after you piss...


do you eat girls out?

do you let your broad suck your filthy dirty penis then kiss you?

Damn straight. I lick her ass, too.

 

[rnch]

if there is a paper towel dispenser on the wall, then yes, i wash and dry my hands.

if there is one of those semi warm, hand blowers, i walk out and leave. why bother washing my hands and then wiping them on my pants???

 

[Pineapple Devil]

of course i do. i wouldnt like anyone else touching their wookie and opening a door so i wash my hands and use a paper towel to open the door for all you freaks that dont wash yours

 

[HumorMe]

I won't touch anything in a public bathroom wiht my hands. I use my shoe to lift a seat and flush the toilet, I use paper towel to open the door....I don't want in spermy residue or piss on my hands!

That is me! It's amazing the things you can do with your feet!

I do wash my hands after I piss though and then sometimes leave them a little wet and shake somebody's hand and and apologize that I was using the bathroom. Funny stuff to watch their expressions.

I'll even tear off paper towels ahead of time so I don't have to touch any of the fixtures on the sink and paper towel dispenser.

 

[casavant]

For all you guys that wash your hands incessantly-

Do you have a default time where you wash your hands whether or not you've used the bathroom? Because you know that everything around you is carrying pretty much the same type of bacteria. Or do you just get more and more anxious as the day wears on and you can almost FEEL those pesky little buggers clinging all over your rosy pink skin? LOL.