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do you want to be buried or cremated?

yeah id have one of my conquests standing in my living room to hang coats on.......thats cool
 
when i die, i will be buired at sea with all my bling in a large viking ship. my wenches will also die with me as a sign of respect.

the viking way is the only way to go
 
you know if you get a extra metal box to go over your casket when they bury you, theres no need to worry about worms
 
Well I guess if your burned probably what will happen to you is that after a couple generations(if you dont get spread) is that you and your box will end up on a table of junk at an auction............you'll get flushed down the toilet and some 16 yo will fill ur box with dope.

And if your burried u get to rot steadily for several years with worms crawling thru your eyes and end up with no flowers, weeds, and a leaning tombstone.

It all sux.

When your dead.........your dead.
 
I will say one thing..................get pre-arrangements. And if you can't-------let your family members know that you want to be cremated. Why? Cost! It is much cheaper and theres no sense in passing this burden to your children. I should know. Motherinlaw kicked the buket a few months ago. 8 kids in the family.........all of them except for 1 are poor and could only contribute $50.00 each and the one that does have $ didn't even show up for the funeral. And then one said she could give $1500.00--which gave the "OK" for a higher grade casket because they wanted a certain color only in the higher $ models. So what happens.........well I couldn't tell my wife to just chuck the old bitch in the ditch so I wrote out a check for $7200.00. Got $50.00 from one member and the $1500.00 one is now in bankruptcy.

So...unless you can afford it dont be a dick--just get burned. It was her mothers request to be burried-and she had all but $100.

Oh yeah..........did I mention a check for $1650.00 for a tombstone???
 
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