Ode To Heather Rae
Dear heather, oh heather thats what I say,
I say that cuz you make me feel this way,
you make my weenie tingle and my taint wiggle,
you make my lips dry and my belly giggle,
you make me weak in the knees and oh so horny,
you laugh at my jokes even though they be corny,
i love you so much you little butt munch,
but I also like cereal and it's crispy crunch,
have a happy christmas and enjoy all your toys,
but I'll kill you if you look at other boys.
Girls on the other hand look, look all day
cuz it doesn't bother me if you like to play gay.
Marry Christmas Heatherrae!