do you sleep walk?

[broley]

I was talking about my sleep walking days over the weekend. When I was younger I sleep-walked out to the front room and drank my moms hand lotion. no idea what that was about. I used to do all sorts of strange things.
i don't know if I still do it. I'm sure I do. An ex-girlfriend told me I would roll over on her at night, start kissing her and get her all worked up. She thought I was awake and then I'd roll back over and go to sleep. I wouldn't remember it the next morning.

I hope if I ever stay at someone's house I don't go walking around at night. that could freak somebody out. maybe I shouldn't sleep nekkid. that could turn out damaging...

 

[hardrock]

Only when drunk. Pissed on my moms bedroom floor. In my girlfriends dog dish. In a closet at a friends house. Stood over my GF's couch and soaked it too. Granted i ws fucking innebriated at these times.

 

[broley]

that's great! a buddy of mine did that in his gf's closet. they never seemed to recover from that one.

 

[biteme]

I sleep fight and fuck. Never fight in real life, but sometimes dream that I get into a scuffle and I wake up swinging in the air, or humping the pillow.

 

[broley]

that's got to be where some of those mystery bruises and strange chafe marks come from.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

sleep walk (the the fridge) sleep eat (at the fridge) sleep talk (on the phone, no less, last night being the most recent) and sometimes sleepsex too...lol oh well im sure it was good at the time

 

[ChefWide]

Once as a teen, shitfaced, stubled, in my very sexy hanes white briefs into my buddy's HOT sisters room. She happened to have an equally HOT friend sleeping over, and I successfully curled up on her legs and went back to sleep.

"XXXXX, your crushing my legs, please get off. Your crushing me." She eventually rolled me off the bed where I slamed my face on her desk chair, givign me a huge shiner.

I woke up having no fucking idea where I was, shortly to realize that where I was was the very depths of embarrasment hell.

Emotional scar number 326.

 

[plowboy]

i do remember on nite, i woke up and i was pissin in the kitchen garbage bin, lifted the lid up an everything just like a toliet.

 

[coldblue1955]

well if i did sleep walk I wouldn't know about it because i'm sleeping.

 

[string_bean00]

Once as a teen, shitfaced, stubled, in my very sexy hanes white briefs into my buddy's HOT sisters room. She happened to have an equally HOT friend sleeping over, and I successfully curled up on her legs and went back to sleep.

"XXXXX, your crushing my legs, please get off. Your crushing me." She eventually rolled me off the bed where I slamed my face on her desk chair, givign me a huge shiner.

I woke up having no fucking idea where I was, shortly to realize that where I was was the very depths of embarrasment hell.

Emotional scar number 326.

Hahahahahaha!

 

[*MissFit*]

I sleep walk. If i take stuff to help me sleep. I hide all the bad food, because that is for some strange reason what i do. Eat it.. and i don't want that to happen