Do you peeps keep "the front yard" cut and edged the time?

[Dial_tone]

Well....do ya? I usually let things go until I have some sex coming. Otherwise I don't care. Sometimes I'll do it if I'm feeling particularly buff, which isn't often. Ain't nobody driving by my house anyway.

 

[jestro]

Well, since i ain't getting the sexy time, I just go about every 3 months.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

In before the lock

 

[Bikini Mod]

One word = sugaring.

Once you do, you NEVER go back.

 

[KillahBee]

I'm way too high to figure out if this is seriously about lawn maintenance or keepin the boys neatly shorn.

So I'll answer both.

1) Don't have a lawn. If I did, I'd mow, mulch and weed constantly so that all my horny boring lifeless MILF neighbors could watch me and blast themselves under the dinner table thinking about my hard young cock.

3) I let myself go a bit if I'm not getting the asshole of some pig. But usually once every 2 weeks I'll take a Saturday afternoon and dedicate it to working my balls and veiny shaft with the clippers to such perfection I am forced to try and suck my own cock just cause it looks that motherfucking good.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

I let myself go a bit if I'm not getting the asshole of some pig. But usually once every 2 weeks I'll take a Saturday afternoon and dedicate it to working my balls and veiny shaft with the clippers to such perfection I am forced to try and suck my own cock just cause it looks that motherfucking good.[/QUOTE]


minus all the cauliflower bumps and blisters I am sure it looks good.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I got a k note asking for a link. Here ya'll go:

http://www.prittykitties.com/

She is FABULOUS and does women as well as men.

 

[ceo]

Well....do ya?

Absolutely! I keep the bushes at the base of the tree trimmed short.

I also keep the sac and shaft shorn tight!

 

[jon1320]

I got a k note asking for a link. Here ya'll go:

http://www.prittykitties.com/

She is FABULOUS and does women as well as men.

I had to check out the site... haha

"other: please call"

*PICKS UP THE PHONE* !!

 

[eddymerckx]

a must--makes it look bigger

 

[Lestat]

yeah, I don't like being a hairy mutha

 

[ceo]

yeah, I don't like being a hairy mutha

except for those hairy ape arms of yours.

 

[Mr. dB]

I got a k note asking for a link. Here ya'll go:

http://www.prittykitties.com/

She is FABULOUS and does women as well as men.

Aren't you in danger of being attacked by swarms of hummingbirds after doing that?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Aren't you in danger of being attacked by swarms of hummingbirds after doing that?

Hasn't happened yet.... but then again, stranger things have happened.

 

[RottenWillow]

I predict that by the end of the century peeps will have decided that eyelashes are gross too and will be plucking them out.

 

[Dial_tone]

I predict that by the end of the century peeps will have decided that eyelashes are gross too and will be plucking them out.

Just say NO to bald kittens.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I predict that by the end of the century peeps will have decided that eyelashes are gross too and will be plucking them out.

I feel you Ms Willow... my Old Grump doesn't care one way or another. He has loved me even when I let "IT ALLLLLLLLLLLL" grow out. hehehehee

Doesn't matter to me one way or another. I suppose I just got used to gettin it all cleaned up because of the time I spend in the pool. I was lookin for more conservative suits (as in boy short bottoms) but I haven't gotten around to that just yet. Hence, I juth keep it clean.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

I'm way too high to figure out if this is seriously about lawn maintenance or keepin the boys neatly shorn.

So I'll answer both.

1) Don't have a lawn. If I did, I'd mow, mulch and weed constantly so that all my horny boring lifeless MILF neighbors could watch me and blast themselves under the dinner table thinking about my hard young cock.

3) I let myself go a bit if I'm not getting the asshole of some pig. But usually once every 2 weeks I'll take a Saturday afternoon and dedicate it to working my balls and veiny shaft with the clippers to such perfection I am forced to try and suck my own cock just cause it looks that motherfucking good.

LMAO I love stoner posts!

 

[RottenWillow]

I feel you Ms Willow... my Old Grump doesn't care one way or another. He has loved me even when I let "IT ALLLLLLLLLLLL" grow out. hehehehee

Doesn't matter to me one way or another. I suppose I just got used to gettin it all cleaned up because of the time I spend in the pool. I was lookin for more conservative suits (as in boy short bottoms) but I haven't gotten around to that just yet. Hence, I juth keep it clean.

Over the last 20 years or so I think much of the Western world has gotten on the slippery slope of finding fault with body hair. Shaved pelvic regions were freaky 25 years ago, now unshaved pelvic regions are freaky.

My thought is that all hair is gross if you think about it too much. Long strands of dead cells extruded by your skin that are covered by millions of microscopic mites. Ever see hair under extreme magnification? Even without the mites, it looks freaky as hell.

But on the other hand, hair is a fundamental part of the human condition. We just need to accept it all as a natural part of our bodies.

 

[KillahBee]

I REFUSE to give the magnificent gift of my cock to any girl with hair on her poobah. Now, every now and then my seduction skills lead me into the pants of a girl who wasn't planning on being seduced that day thus she's a few days late on her waxing appointment. I can let that slide, Boo.

 

[Dial_tone]

No muff too tough....we dive at five!

 

[Mr. dB]

Over the last 20 years or so I think much of the Western world has gotten on the slippery slope of finding fault with body hair. Shaved pelvic regions were freaky 25 years ago, now unshaved pelvic regions are freaky.

My thought is that all hair is gross if you think about it too much. Long strands of dead cells extruded by your skin that are covered by millions of microscopic mites. Ever see hair under extreme magnification? Even without the mites, it looks freaky as hell.

But on the other hand, hair is a fundamental part of the human condition. We just need to accept it all as a natural part of our bodies.

"The idea of a hairy anus is revolting."

 

[GoldenDelicious]

only when im getting sex

so yeah. always. its kinda a chore

 

[needtogetarmy]

yes