Do you know this?

[*STFU*]

I've met some stupid motherfuckers in my time, but Lumbuss is the gayest stupidest motherfucker of them all.

"I am going to fuck a girl this fall at college, i garuntee it!!!!! "

You've got to be fucking kidding me. The only girls you'll be fucking at college are going to be made of glossy paper with staples in their tits. If you had half the quantity of brain power that you obviously have in stupidity, you'd realize that most girls don't fuck brain-dead small-dicked cowfuckers.

 

[Lumbuss]

I cant respond to all these insults because i am above that and i am just too damn cool for all of you retards. But not one of you worthless pieces of shit that just posted know more about training and diet and supplements than me. you are both stupid rejects who wish you were me. there is just one lumbuss and it is me.

 

[*STFU*]

Anybody that can fucking read knows more about training than you do you fucking stupidass cock molester.

You're right there's only one Lumbass, and thank God for that because if there were any more stupidity concentrated into one fucking place it'd form a black hole and destroy the whole fucking galaxy with its Dumb-shit Rays.

 

[Lumbuss]

There is only one lumbuss, just one. And I am him and he is me.

 

[El Flame-O]

There is only one stupid dumbass motherfucker, just one. And I am him and he is me.

I'm glad we finally agree lumbass. I wish you luck with your forray into the special olympics. I only wish there was a law that would force you to be neutered or spade. Just in case you find a women dumb enough to open her legs to you, there should be no risk of offspring resulting. I'm sure one day when you can outrun your sisters and female cousins you may experiment with women, so we can only pray no pregnancy results in this. Do us all a favor and stick to dicks and hairy asses.

 

[Burning_Inside]

"Ninja BABE





Scene 1:

There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

End

-This script is awesome."


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! My stomach tightened up so bad from laughing at that, I now have defined abs.

 

[Lumbuss]

I'm glad we finally agree lumbass. I wish you luck with your forray into the special olympics. I only wish there was a law that would force you to be neutered or spade. Just in case you find a women dumb enough to open her legs to you, there should be no risk of offspring resulting. I'm sure one day when you can outrun your sisters and female cousins you may experiment with women, so we can only pray no pregnancy results in this. Do us all a favor and stick to dicks and hairy asses.

I am fully capable of producing children. In my life i plan on giving you a sister. I also plan on having sex with your girlfriend and passing off the child as yours. I think i will suck your grandmothers saggy tits too for the hell of it.

 

[*STFU*]

I want to thank Lumbass for being the stupidest cock-smokingest motherfucker that has ever lived.

His stupidity has shown the world why you should keep your children away from dangerous chemicals such as lead paint and Drain-O. He's so FUCKING DUMB that turkeys drowning in the rain make fun of him. The only thing smaller than his tiny dental-floss sized penis is his brain which is somewhere on the order of a dust mote.

If he got any fucking dumber he'd become negative and cause a chain reaction that would implode the entire fucking universe into a big cloud of stupid.

Congratulations on getting into clown college you stupid son of a bitch.

 

[Belial]

This thread gets a gold star.

 

[big_bad_buff]

LMAO