Do you know this?

[the nature boy]

that site got posted a few months back, upon futher inspection you'll find that ninjas HATE pirates.

 

[frorider6]

that site got posted a few months back, upon futher inspection you'll find that ninjas HATE pirates.

Arrrrrrr!

 

[the nature boy]

fro,

check out the part of the ninja page that talks about Supukku. it's hilarious.

 

[frorider6]

fro,

check out the part of the ninja page that talks about Supukku. it's hilarious.

WAY too funny not to post!!!!

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.



But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.







Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.



If you succeed everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”

 

[Lumbuss]

How nice of you to have the balls to say it to my face.

"Midget"? "Skinny little punk"? I can deadlift your car, idiot.

You know, I really doubt you'd say those things to my face, since you're just some Internet homo that likes to sit behind his computer and talk shit he can't back up.

How am i supposed to say it to your face moron? Did i call you out on a thread? No. I saw a stupid site about something stupid like ninja's. I didn't pre-meditate to diss your sensitive self, i just saw something that was retarded, i knew where he got it so i mentioned you dumbass. Like i said, how shall i say it to your face, do you want me to drive my car wherever you live just to point out the obvious, that your ninja site is stupid? You would like you say deadlift my car and i dont want you to hurt my baby. So shut up, physics is a gay thing to be obsessed with, go eat a hamburger dopeass homo.

 

[Lumbuss]

also, you got a problem with people who know physics or something? maybe you just dont like how your too fucking stupid to find your own ass or appreciate humor

Yeah, im a real stupid guy. I dont know physics, i flunked that difficult class. I wasn't dissing you, i was saying your site is stupid thats all. Why is your name robert jan? What is a jan? Is that when your arms will hit 14 inches, jan of 2008?

 

[PowerManDL]

How am i supposed to say it to your face moron? Did i call you out on a thread? No. I saw a stupid site about something stupid like ninja's. I didn't pre-meditate to diss your sensitive self, i just saw something that was retarded, i knew where he got it so i mentioned you dumbass. Like i said, how shall i say it to your face, do you want me to drive my car wherever you live just to point out the obvious, that your ninja site is stupid? You would like you say deadlift my car and i dont want you to hurt my baby. So shut up, physics is a gay thing to be obsessed with, go eat a hamburger dopeass homo.

LOL

You're about as bright as the pimples on your face.

If you'd concern yourself with that acne problem, getting girls, and weight training instead of being an Internet tough guy you might have friends instead of having to take out all your sexual frustration on your computer.

Maybe if your monkey-fucking ass-licking pimple-popping can't-spell dumber-than-rocks child-molesting no-girl-having ass would worry more about his own business rather than trying to make fun of people who are obviously more intelligent, better looking, and stronger, you'd get somewhere in life.

Damn Internet homo.

 

[Lumbuss]

LOL

You're about as bright as the pimples on your face.

If you'd concern yourself with that acne problem, getting girls, and weight training instead of being an Internet tough guy you might have friends instead of having to take out all your sexual frustration on your computer.

Maybe if your monkey-fucking ass-licking pimple-popping can't-spell dumber-than-rocks child-molesting no-girl-having ass would worry more about his own business rather than trying to make fun of people who are obviously more intelligent, better looking, and stronger, you'd get somewhere in life.

Damn Internet homo.

What a very clever jackass you are. You completley pulled something out your smelly fat powerlifting midget butt to insult me with. If i can recall, i have never had acne problems in my life. The definition of acne is the dirt on a dirty persons face, it is not a disease and does not require medication. Since i wash my face every day, i dont get acne. All i was doing is pointing out the fact that you are a retarded piece of shit. I have evidence to back up my claims. Any man your age who is obsessed with ninjas and physics needs to go lick cow balls and wonder what he is doing with his life. You are a disgrace to everyone on this board, and your presence here brings us all down. You are basically a small man with a small childs mind. I used to enjoy ninjas but i stopped watching ninja turtles when i was a little boy. I am also hurt by your insults at me, i would never insult your honor in real life because i am afraid you might throw ninja stars at me then get ninjitzu-fumu on my non-ninja ass.

 

[PowerManDL]

What a very clever jackass you are. You completley pulled something out your smelly fat powerlifting midget butt to insult me with. If i can recall, i have never had acne problems in my life. The definition of acne is the dirt on a dirty persons face, it is not a disease and does not require medication. Since i wash my face every day, i dont get acne. All i was doing is pointing out the fact that you are a retarded piece of shit. I have evidence to back up my claims. Any man your age who is obsessed with ninjas and physics needs to go lick cow balls and wonder what he is doing with his life. You are a disgrace to everyone on this board, and your presence here brings us all down. You are basically a small man with a small childs mind. I used to enjoy ninjas but i stopped watching ninja turtles when i was a little boy. I am also hurt by your insults at me, i would never insult your honor in real life because i am afraid you might throw ninja stars at me then get ninjitzu-fumu on my non-ninja ass.

LMAO

If I'm bringing down THIS board, that's saying a HELL of a lot; with the moron quotient that you're pulling over here, I don't think anyone short of a wheel-chair bound Down's Syndrome patient could make you guys any dumber.

I bet your the same guy that wears his 'beater to the gym to bench press and curl every Monday night.

 

[Lumbuss]

LMAO

If I'm bringing down THIS board, that's saying a HELL of a lot; with the moron quotient that you're pulling over here, I don't think anyone short of a wheel-chair bound Down's Syndrome patient could make you guys any dumber.

I bet your the same guy that wears his 'beater to the gym to bench press and curl every Monday night.

Actually you reject from hell, this board is a great chat board. Your chat board over there sucks. Your training board is good, diet is decent, supps is good but it is people like you who bring boards down because of your stupid ninja crap. Go stick a samari sword up your butthole. There are no morons here, just you. We have tons of smart people like me, oak, and kakkyd. I dont wear wife beaters, i dont do benchpress, i prefer dumbells. I dont curl except on back day. On monday nights i watch wrestling and jerk off on a lima bean. Go read my posts on the diet board dumb ass, you could learn alot from me. Oh wait, your just a scrawney powerlifter who doesn't diet. I dont give a shit about how well your alpha motor nuerons recruit muscle fibers and how fast they generate action potential and shit, you will never be big because you are a little pansy. Keep deadlifting fool, but you will always be an ugly pussy who cant get what he is.