Do you have have comfortable poopers at your job?

[Dial_tone]

You know...the ones that are in a stall and breathe heavy, grunt and strain like they're giving birth...and don't really care if anyone can hear? I can't do that. I try to hold off on a big push until everyone leaves or someone else flushes to muffle the sound.

 

[cindylou]

gross.

there is a guy here that comes to mind that always takes a book with him and is in there for 45 min. its so obvious. ick

 

[stosstruppe]

I always scream and yell obscenities when going for a number 2, like I'm carrying out an exorcism on myself. Gota put on a show for the nosy fuckers.

 

[NEO1]

I have trained my body to not have to poo in public places.

 

[cindylou]

I dont poo at all


pooing is for men only.

 

[javaguru]

gross.

there is a guy here that comes to mind that always takes a book with him and is in there for 45 min. its so obvious. ick

and you're always peeing on the toilet seat!

 

[cindylou]

and you're always peeing on the toilet seat!

lol

backsplash


you guys are no better with your piss allover the seat and bad aim

two strikes for you guys on toliet manners

 

[jnevin]

The new office I'm at has only one bathroom and it's got a door as sturdy as a cheap apartment door. You can be 10 feet away and hear someone fart as they deuce. It's really great since our receptionist is maybe 6 feet away.

 

[cindylou]

The new office I'm at has only one bathroom and it's got a door as sturdy as a cheap apartment door. You can be 10 feet away and hear someone fart as they deuce. It's really great since our receptionist is maybe 6 feet away.

oh lol! That sucks!

Does it have one of those fans or anything that can make some noise? lol

that sucks. We have one bathroom here but its a hugemongo one with a heavy door and I'm no where near it.

thank god

 

[jnevin]

oh lol! That sucks!

Does it have one of those fans or anything that can make some noise? lol

that sucks. We have one bathroom here but its a hugemongo one with a heavy door and I'm no where near it.

thank god

No, unfortunately. We also have the loudest spray freshner in the world, so if you do manage to pinch one in record time, the damn fire extinguisher sound makes it impossible to hide.