OK, I'll chime in here:
One of the offices that I worked in a while back was on the 2nd floor or a 4 floor building, for some reason everyone went up to the 4th floor to make a deposit. Dunno why. Maybe cuz the 4th floor only had one office.
My buddy will text me hit shitting escapades during the day, these are actual messages I've gotten:
"EZ, some guy I work with has that gag reflex thing, he came in to the bathroom when I was on the bowl and immediately puked! I'm so proud!"
"EZ, I was on the bowl and some guy came in with his 5 year old who said "Daaaaaaad, it stinks in here!" Another proud moment."
"They're installing an exaust fan in the bathroom, I guess I did my job, another highlight."
The worst part about all this is that he works for the deli dept. at a supermarket, I hope to God he washes his hands.
And I've already make the "cutting the cheese" joke, so don't bother.....