Do you have a good nose?

[seizer]

And I dont mean, can you smell good, because I dont really give a fuck about that. I'm referring to the actually shape of your nose. Did you get jipped with a duck nose, crooked nose, pinochio nose....myself, i got a slightly crooked nose and I want it straightened, but I apparently you cant do it yourself....

 

[Smurfy]

eh my nose is ok especially compared to some of the Italian schnozes in my family. lol

 

[Testosterone boy]

A good nose would be one that notices good scents and filters out bad ones.

 

[swole]

i definitely don't have a small nose, but i think it fits my face nicely

 

[silverfish]

I have a fine nose. No cosmetic enhancements in it's future.

 

[Mr. dB]

Mine's kind of wide and bulbous. The tip is asymmetrical too.

 

[SheDragon]

And I dont mean, can you smell good, because I dont really give a fuck about that. I'm referring to the actually shape of your nose. Did you get jipped with a duck nose, crooked nose, pinochio nose....myself, i got a slightly crooked nose and I want it straightened, but I apparently you cant do it yourself....

Probably not yourself but my ex boyfriend likes to give free nose jobs.. gave me one once. I'll let you know when he gets out of prison..

 

[UA_Iron]

Mine's not bad - not awesome either.

Just fits the other caveman features of my face.

 

[StickFigure]

never had a problem with the way my nose looks.........UNTIL NOW!!!!

Thanks FUKKER!!!

 

[starfish]

I think I have an OK nose...never thought much about it...lol

 

[mountain muscle]

While I finally agree with Tboy on something that is not photography related, I have no problem with my nose. It is a bit wide where my glasses sit and a bit flat from being beat on in boxing.

I guess I am trying to say... I don't give a fuck if other people don't like it.

 

[JarheadChiro]

Nopr, it's fucked.

Broke it 6 times footabll, fights' Rugby...

Crooked, lateral hump...

Start me a rhinoplasty fund.

 

[KillahBee]

I have an Italian nose - big. But it works with my face (it's a strong feature). No complaints whatsoever.

 

[chewyxrage]

Mine was pretty good till I broke it twice, then had it rebroken back into place via surgery. It's pretty straight now. Little bump I can feel, can't see it though. My right nostril still doesn't breathe right.

 

[Spartacus]

greco-roman and as of yet still unbroken

 

[Spartacus]

I have a lot of Croatian in me
and you look at the map you'll notice that Croatia is the "-"

 

[wootool]

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<-you made this thread to mock me didn't you.

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[Spartacus]

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<-you made this thread to mock me didn't you.

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mr tool I didn't initiate the thread
but if you wish that I did
we can paly

 

[seizer]

never had a problem with the way my nose looks.........UNTIL NOW!!!!

Thanks FUKKER!!!

I've made you all self-conscious and insecure!!!!


wait, you already were ,tee hee

 

[seizer]

I've made you all self-conscious and insecure!!!!


wait, you already were ,tee hee

mission accomplished.


but I noticed for real, a nose can really make or break a persons face. It's literally like that cherry on the cake but also in a sense that the cherry is as crucial for the whole cakel operation as is the cake/bread/ice cream.

anyways, I expect upwards shots directed at your nostrils (in mid-flare) and to be uploaded onto hear... and clean your noses for god sakes.

 

[Mr. dB]

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<-you made this thread to mock me didn't you.

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Must be odd when you're trying to kiss a girl and she starts sucking on your nose instead. And then you sneeze on her.

 

[seizer]

Alright, so now lets discuss the inner mucus membranes and inner linnings of your nasal passages. This stuff...it's all so intriguing to me.

 

[Mr. dB]

Where's Nathan and his pixie nose?

 

[seizer]

Must be odd when you're trying to kiss a girl and she starts sucking on your nose instead. And then you sneeze on her.

For real, for real, he'd need two boxes of klenex then.

 

[seizer]

Where's Nathan and his pixie nose?

Man, you could cut metal with scotsmans nose. that nose is as sharp and straight as...king arthurs sword?!

 

[Mr. dB]

Man, you could metal with scotsmans nose. that nose is as sharp and straight as...king arthurs sword?!

"Metal" is a verb?

 

[seizer]

Mine was pretty good till I broke it twice, then had it rebroken back into place via surgery. It's pretty straight now. Little bump I can feel, can't see it though. My right nostril still doesn't breathe right.

yo, was this procedure fast? and was it expensive.

 

[seizer]

"Metal" is a verb?

i fixed it, maing

 

[chewyxrage]

yo, was this procedure fast? and was it expensive.

Yeah it was expensive as fuck... Think of it as major surgury... cuz it is.


Literally that was the most painful experience I had of my life, when I woke up from it. Felt like I got a brick thrown at my face.


Then there is the 3 days afterwards, when you have 3 feet of cotton shoved up each nostril to control the bleeding and whatnot. You don't realize the torture you can go through when you can't breathe out of your nose for 3 days.

Getting that shit taken out was very painful (they have to shoot water up there because it sticks to your inner nose skin) but I think I may have had an orgasm when they took it out.

Had to wear a facemask for the rest of basketball season. Shitty thing was it was a little guard teammate that broke it

Wanted to kill


Bottem line, Don't get surgery unless you really need to. My bridge was shifted a 1/2 inch to the left. I wouldn't even consider it if it was a small flaw.

I was also blowing blood boogs outta my nose for the next 6 months

 

[gjohnson5]

I have a wide nose just like 99.99999 % of black folks. I won't get a nose job like Michael Jackson

 

[Nathan]

Where's Nathan and his pixie nose?

Hey.

 

[seizer]

Hey.

you did a forum search for your name, didnt you?

 

[Nathan]

you did a forum search for your name, didnt you?

Maybe. Nobody is posting much today.

Did you choose your user name after the salad or the Roman leader? I could take both in a fight, probably even at the same time.

 

[Mr. dB]

I have a wide nose just like 99.99999 % of black folks. I won't get a nose job like Michael Jackson

That poor guy looks like the Phantom Of The Opera now.

 

[gjohnson5]

Yeah , he's all messed up. Not only how he looks but that whole little boy thing he does because he feels theyare the only people who have never hurt him...

He's a mess all the way around

 

[boxerjake]

Mine has been broke 8 times ..... 4 boxing , 2 times in hockey , 1 auto accident and 1 street fight

Last 6 hours of plastic surgery left with a fairly nice little snot box .... LOL

Anyone who's went through nose surgery is well aware of that 12 feet of cotton they jam up your nasel canel ... The last time i had it taken out the nurse took one look at me and said " NO WAY " !! She called for security to hold down my shoulders as she must have been afriad i was going to freak on her ... LOL ... i WAS JUST HAPPY TO GET IT OUT

 

[msam76]

Hmmm....never really looked at my nose. Let me do so now. Oh crap, my eyes are crossed and stuck! HELP!