Do you fall down a lot?

[gonelifting]

When was the last time you fell down? As a kid I was falling all the time playing and stuff. Now that I`m older and more mature, I fall maybe once a week or two if that. Only when I`m rushing to the bathroom or something that needs quick attention, I would bump into a chair or whatever and fall on my ass. Big improvement on my part since my childhood. Proud of that.

How about you guys, how many times a week do you fall?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

can't remember...
I roll out of bed sometimes, does that count?

 

[slickdadd]

I always fall right after I make eye contact with someone in a public place. As soon as I realize they notice me and I have play it like I'm cool, I usually step right in a big crack or fall down some stairs. It's really great.

 

[perkele]

When was the last time you fell down? As a kid I was falling all the time playing and stuff. Now that I`m older and more mature, I fall maybe once a week or two if that. Only when I`m rushing to the bathroom or something that needs quick attention, I would bump into a chair or whatever and fall on my ass. Big improvement on my part since my childhood. Proud of that.

How about you guys, how many times a week do you fall?

Stop drinking bitch.

 

[AAP]

Since I started taking steroids, they make me too important to fall down.

 

[perkele]

Since I started taking steroids, they make me too important to fall down.

No need to worry about the wind blowing you over anymore either.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'm always falling, everywhere i go. i could be standing in a billard table smooth parking lot, nothing else in sight, and i'll fall while walking.

i fell last night and my dick landed inside my gf. i kept trying to get up but kept falling again. she had 5 orgasims during this whole ordeal and thought my intent was to have wild sex with her. she said that it she was to rank last night's sex, it'd definetly be in the top 5 on her "best sex i've ever given her" list.

i kept saying "i can't get up" which really confused her. she thought i was saying "i can't get it up."

 

[Carmen]

oh, isn't THIS thread funny...
when was the last time i fell down? oh, that would be last night at about midnight, FLAT on my face, in the middle of three rather attractive men, sending all my stuff flying and little birds and stars swirling around my head.

the last time i fell before that was probably 10 years before. i'm not the least bit coordinated, but i usually land on my big feet.

 

[Subzeero]

oh let winter come so i can start snowboarding again. Trust me, all my falls are real tv quality. Last time i had a real accidental fall was on the ice, when i was running for some stupid reason(last year). I had to get stitches on my chin.

 

[Carmen]

oh let winter come so i can start snowboarding again. Trust me, all my falls are real tv quality. Last time i had a real accidental fall was on the ice, when i was running for some stupid reason(last year). I had to get stitches on my chin.

i have to admit this thread is making me feel better about being such a klutz last night.

 

[jenscats5]

I don't fall down all that much....although now that I say that I probably will..... BUT I bump into stuff a lot & get bruises that I have no idea where they came from....

Well, now that I think about it, one year I fell down a few times & had to get stitches 3x in one year....

 

[Smurfy]

Im a klutz. plain and simple.alwyas have beeen. my friends have had many a laugh at my expense. lately tho Ive been able to not completely fall on my face when i trip. but still, you cant look cool while tripping like that, even if you land on your feet. cuz you really cant make it look like you "meant to do that" even tho we all try. i have tripped and fallen on my face just standing, not even walking or moving. i think my ankle just buckles or i lose my balance whatever. im a geek.

 

[jerkbox]

i never fall.....i'm like super graceful and coordinated.

 

[Smurfy]

i never fall.....i'm like super graceful and coordinated.

FZ warned me of your compulsive lying.

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm like a cat.

When I fall, I make like I meant to do it.

 

[onebigab]

she said that it she was to rank last night's sex, it'd definetly be in the top 5 on her "best sex i've ever given her" list.

That's right big boy. Top 5 that you've ever given her.

Now you just made her start remembering the past escapades. You just cockblocked yourself.

 

[RADAR]

i usually fall out of chairs


RADAR

 

[BileStew]

I don't fall, I just give myself black eyes..

 

[FreeballinDC]

earlier this morning, I was walking down some stairs, and almost lost my balance.

not that it happens often, but every now and then I have to stop, and then start down slowly again to be sure I don't fall down the stairs