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Evil_Frisky

~Show Quality Bitch~
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for your pets...

My precious gets scrambled eggs on Sundays.. and Every day when I leave I make sure I leave the TV on for her. Sometimes I feel so silly when I leave and forget to leave it on the cartoon network... end up turning around and coming back home just to do it... I wouldn't want her to be bored Ya know..

;)
 
jerkbox said:
i poke him with a plastic sword, and fight with him
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sheesh.. jerky.. what in the heck kinda pet do you have?


LOL
 
When i take my parents dog when they are out of town i have to give him Whip Cream before i go to bed. The dog goes nuts if he doesnt get it. Its very disturbing..
I usually spray it on the floor.
 
EnderJE said:
cough...cough...psycho....cough...
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1yr320 days sucka :evil:
 
jerkbox said:
kitty cat

he loves the sword, he's sitting on the floor next to it right now
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LMOA... that can be taken so out of context...

;)
 
EnderJE said:
Note to self...buy bulletproof vests when visiting...
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I'm all about the head honey.....



























and don't even go there.. :lmao:
 
if you raise anything shoulder height, like to hit something, my dog will take it from you.
 
Frisky said:
I'm all about the head honey.....

and don't even go there.. :lmao:
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Ummmm....:)

If I wasn't in pain, I would of probably come up with something better then that. So, I'll just capture the statement for posterity...
 
Daisyduke6 said:
I thought you were kidding.. Wow. That pet is spoiled. Do you get any special treatment?? :rose:
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He does let me sleep next to my wife as long as he is in the middle.
 
EnderJE said:
Ummmm....:)

If I wasn't in pain, I would of probably come up with something better then that. So, I'll just capture the statement for posterity...
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LMAO
 
My roommate leaves the radio on for the rabbits...there are four and they have a bedroom to themselves.
 
lol.. i can't even say what i do for my dog. its sick.
but its making me crack up that you asked this, frisky. lol
 
If I start play hitting my Mom my dog will get fucking violent and try to kill me. No shit.

If she starts hitting me, my dog will get violent and try to kill me, as welll. lol.
 
ChewYxRage said:
If I start play hitting my Mom my dog will get fucking violent and try to kill me. No shit.

If she starts hitting me, my dog will get violent and try to kill me, as welll. lol.
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What if you try playing hit the dog...with a Buick?
 
my tarantula just gets crickets every 2 weeks

My mom bathes her chihuahua weekly, and he even has his own cologne. His name is whiskey, he only eats chicken and he's a stud.
 
Once a week I shit in my pants for nostalgic purposes.
 
ChewYxRage said:
If I start play hitting my Mom my dog will get fucking violent and try to kill me. No shit.

If she starts hitting me, my dog will get violent and try to kill me, as welll. lol.
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lol

i used to tickle my girlfriend, and she would scream and laugh, and often my cat would bite her for it.....haha
 
I put on golves (any kind) and fight with him.

Now anytime he sees gloves he automaticly thinks fight.
 
Sometimes I tuck him on the right instead of the left so he feels all different like.
 
starfish said:
You really have 4 rabbits? :)
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plus a dog, cat and fish. There used to be 5..one died a year ago.
 
Frisky said:
for your pets...

My precious gets scrambled eggs on Sundays.. and Every day when I leave I make sure I leave the TV on for her. Sometimes I feel so silly when I leave and forget to leave it on the cartoon network... end up turning around and coming back home just to do it... I wouldn't want her to be bored Ya know..

;)
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Years ago I created a special sex doll for my dog. It was a large pillow with a tail and a hole in the rear part. He was the most happy dog in the neighbor. He used to spent almost 5 hours a day blasting that pillow inside his house. You only were able to hear the noise of his tail hiting the wall of his house. The most funny part, when my mom called him for his food, he came out with his big wood all red hanging between his legs...lmao!!
 
I spent about $2k for my 10yo cat to get blood tests, x rays & radiation treatment for her thyroid problem..... she's all better now....

The same cat is my "baby" -- I had to bottle feed her as a kitten as she was way too young to be taken away from her mommy. So now she'll lay on my chest/stomach when I'm lying down & suck my thumb like she's nursing & purr....... My hubby thinks I'm a weirdo....
 
i cook for my dogs...usually some chicken broth or something that has everyone salivating and asking what it is and when its ready ;)

"uh, its dogfood. its ready right now if i can watch you eat it" ;)
 
I told a girl last night at the Knicks game that there are four things I hate in this world:

1) Soccer
2) People that talk about their pets
3) People that talk about their "little ones" incessantly and insist on showing you pictures and have the kids goddamn mug up on their computer background
4) People that talk about the weather
 
KillahBee said:
I told a girl last night at the Knicks game that there are four things I hate in this world:

1) Soccer
2) People that talk about their pets
3) People that talk about their "little ones" incessantly and insist on showing you pictures and have the kids goddamn mug up on their computer background
4) People that talk about the weather
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:qt:

Hows the weather honey?
 
Oh and she also likes to drink out of the bathtub -- she likes the water to run at a trickle & drink from it...... she'll sit on the edge of the tub just waiting for someone to turn the water on....
 
jerkbox said:
lol

i used to tickle my girlfriend, and she would scream and laugh, and often my cat would bite her for it.....haha
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lol, my girlfriend's dog will attack her if we are wrestling or she starts to tickle me.
 
ChewYxRage said:
If I start play hitting my Mom my dog will get fucking violent and try to kill me. No shit.

If she starts hitting me, my dog will get violent and try to kill me, as welll. lol.
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jerkbox said:
lol

i used to tickle my girlfriend, and she would scream and laugh, and often my cat would bite her for it.....haha
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

If I'm opening mail at my parents house I will quickly give the opened envelope to the cat, so she can lick the glue-part.. if I'm too slow handing it over, sometimes the mofo bites me.
 
Seashell said:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

If I'm opening mail at my parents house I will quickly give the opened envelope to the cat, so she can lick the glue-part.. if I'm too slow handing it over, sometimes the mofo bites me.
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wtf? a) that shit can't be good for the cat. b) papercuts???
 
Seashell said:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

If I'm opening mail at my parents house I will quickly give the opened envelope to the cat, so she can lick the glue-part.. if I'm too slow handing it over, sometimes the mofo bites me.
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Two words. Kick cat.

Problem solved!
 
KillahBee said:
wtf? a) that shit can't be good for the cat. b) papercuts???
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Dude, she BITES me if I don't give it to her.

Also, cats eat dead mouse carcasses, I doubt one enevelope will hurt.

PS. I'll ask her about papercuts and get back to you.
 
Seashell said:
Dude, she BITES me if I don't give it to her.

Also, cats eat dead mouse carcasses, I doubt one enevelope will hurt.

PS. I'll ask her about papercuts and get back to you.
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just give the bitch my cell piece, I got some things I need to ask her myself.
 
jenscats5 said:
Oh and she also likes to drink out of the bathtub -- she likes the water to run at a trickle & drink from it...... she'll sit on the edge of the tub just waiting for someone to turn the water on....
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my cat does that too. he RUNS into the bathroom, LEAPS into the bathtub at top speed and then just sits there stairing at the faucet waiting for it to magically start.
my cat thinks its a dog though cause i have 2 dogs and i got the cat as a newborn (had to bottle feed it). he howls and tries to eat the dogfood and plays with the puppy.
 
Sugarplum said:
my cat does that too. he RUNS into the bathroom, LEAPS into the bathtub at top speed and then just sits there stairing at the faucet waiting for it to magically start.
my cat thinks its a dog though cause i have 2 dogs and i got the cat as a newborn (had to bottle feed it). he howls and tries to eat the dogfood and plays with the puppy.
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hmmmm

this thread has me thinking Sugar...

did you ever find that poop?


:lmao:
 
Frisky said:
hmmmm

this thread has me thinking Sugar...

did you ever find that poop?


:lmao:
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no. :(
but i know where it went.
the dog recycled it.
 
LOL, we celebrated my dog's birthday...we even bought her a cake! (my family ate most of it, of course, but she did get a little bit of it) ;)
 
KillahBee said:
just give the bitch my cell piece, I got some things I need to ask her myself.
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:lmao: She'll probably hang up on your ass if you question her about the glue-licking, she's defensive like that. But if you could mention that the fur on dress pant thing is really uncool, I'd appreciate it.
 
vansmack2000 said:
When i take my parents dog when they are out of town i have to give him Whip Cream before i go to bed. The dog goes nuts if he doesnt get it. Its very disturbing..
I usually spray it on the floor.
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LOL that's so cute.
 
EnderJE said:
I'm just waiting for someone to come out with the dog and peanut butter story.
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I hit pine cones in my back yard for my dog to chase, wrestle with him, which is tough w/ a 95 lb. Dobie, tickle him, blow razzberries on his mouth, which makes him sing. When my ex would go out of town I used to buy him a little steak and I'd make him dinner. We'd eat together. Other than that, I just talk to him like he's a person. (I'd be crazy if I talked to myself.) He's a little spoiled, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
 
Sugarplum said:
no. :(
but i know where it went.
the dog recycled it.
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the HORROR...


so much for that SoNutty bar i was about to hammer...
 
we put whipped cream, sauce, etc. on my dog's nose sometimes, and then laugh when she tries to lick it up and her tongue can't reach it all. LOL.
 
starfish said:
How on earth can you have 4 rabbits in one room and not end up with 256,999,465 more rabbits? lol :mix:
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they're all fixed. :)
 
jaded said:
we put whipped cream, sauce, etc. on my dog's nose sometimes, and then laugh when she tries to lick it up and her tongue can't reach it all. LOL.
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My friend used to take peanut butter and mold it into a ball in his hand and would open his dog's mouth and plaster it onto the roof of his mouth. He would work on that peanut butter for a good 30 to 45 minutes trying to lick it off the roof of his mouth.

The dog loved peanut butter or at least I think he did.
 
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