Do you consider yourself dreamy?

[HappyScrappy]

I was in the bathroom here at work, doing my usual of taking a nekkid shit in the sink after lunch, and I happened to catch a long hard look at my chiseled features and glistening hair in the mirror.
The lighting in our bathroom really accentuates my 200lbs of cold steel muscle that I have bursting through my papery thin skin. I was covered with a soft sheen of sweat and a tiny, yet noticible, field of goosebumps as what I saw gave me chills.
I winked, I blew kisses, and even tried to hug that wonderful visage - because hot damn, I'm dreamy.
so then as my coworkers that came in burst into applause, I stepped down off the sink and after my urinal routine I dressed and headed back to my desk, high fiving and winking at everyone along the way... it struck me - who else here just downright knows that they are "dreamy as fuck"... because I sure do.

I'm gonna rub one out now, just need to find something reflective so I can get another glimpse of the beauty that is myself.

 

[Y_lifter]

You won't be so Chiseled and Dreamy when you miss your deadline BITCH !

 

[spongebob]

i often look at my ass in the mirror, slightly poking it out and turning just a tad.

 

[HappyScrappy]

You won't be so Chiseled and Dreamy when you miss your deadline BITCH !

My assignment is to do this:

DB -> XAware -> EJB -> Castor -> other EJBs

right now I'm waiting on an XML representation of the DB so I can quickly model it out in XAware - but I don't have that, so I'm doing it by hand... which is RETARDED!!!!
so I'm taking out freedom breaks. (fortunately it is only like 20 tables and not the entire DB)

 

[Y_lifter]

Ahh yes, the old "Resource Constraint".....

I love it when THEY put a project plan together, set milestones and deadlines yet forget to assign the technical resources needed other than myself.

So I get stuck either finding those resources, explaining the missed deadline or doing the task myself.

I proud of you for doing the latter between Sink Posing events.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmm, I guess I should have made this a poll.

 

[the nature boy]

my last girlfriend said my taint was dreamy.

 

[Freak Show]

Studies show, I am the most dreamyest male east of the mississip.

 

[ladymacbeth]

Re: Re: Do you consider yourself dreamy?

i often look at my ass in the mirror, slightly poking it out and turning just a tad.

fan fucking tastic.

I think that john tempesta is dreamy.

I'm sorry I didn't pick your quote about your taint to laugh at, nature boy, but spongebob's was only slightly funnier.

 

[Osama_B_L]

several of my wives have often told me so. who cares if i had an uzi to their heads when i asked them.