I'll do it. You wouldn't even have to pay me. You could just give me some drugs every now and then. I could see me now. I'd wrap my big ole 22 1/4 inch arm around George and say, "Hey buddy, how bet let me get big so I don't have to whoop your ass." By the way, how did pot not get legalized under Clinton's watch? Maybe Bush will legalize crack and lower the drinking age at least.