no question Rachel has more issues than NAtional Geographic bro, but I think you're going a bit overboard. Hey buddy, we're fucking with you! Show us more buttons and we'll push those too.
It's obvious you're really hurt over Rachel, but the best advice I can give is don't look back and do your best to get over it. Meet new girls, go hang out with your friends. Have a good time. Bang a buncha hoes. No need to take it out on us, or anyone for that matter. You should have known from the beginning considering the circumstances that it wouldn't work out with her. Shoulda never got hooked on the vag like that. Too many men putting pussy on a pedestal. Nigga please!