Do I have a case to sue?? Must read.

[slack3r]

Ok, so this prostitute was sucking my jon jon the other day and the bitch bit it off..do you think I could win this one in court?

 

[Evloks]

You`ll problably get arrested for bringing that case to court on a count that prostitution is illegal(at least where I live at).

 

[slack3r]

looks like someone rides the short bus to school. you dont happen to sit next to a guy named 'james' do you?

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

Tennesee law stipulates that you cannot sue your sister for any damage incured during sex acts. This has something to do with a legal Grandfather (or uncle) clause.

 

[Latimer]

You should be arrested for referring to your cock as "my jon jon".

 

[alptraum]

Why not? I've heard of cases in which robbers sued the owners of the house they were trying to rob when they either fell through a skylight, slipped on icey stairs, etc etc etc and SUPPOSEDLY won....

 

[fiatconspiracy]

yeah if a hooker assaulted or battered you, or intentionally inflicted emotional distress, you have a case...or if she had aids and had sex with you with either negligence or reckless disregard you might have criminal charges, remember , when in doubt sue

 

[Galen]

yes but only if the slut was from NY, working in Tennessee without a permit

 

[bouncer]

Yeah if the bitch did'nt swallow the evidence !!.

Bouncer

 

[WarriorPL]

Tennesee law stipulates that you cannot sue your sister for any damage incured during sex acts. This has something to do with a legal Grandfather (or uncle) clause.

~WizKid