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Scotsman

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So thursday night I am standing outside a bar talking to my friend. Then this toolbag walks up and touches me on the shoulder I glance back, don't recognize the guy and go on talking with my friends. Then he grabs my shoulder and says something I don't remember now. I look back at him and say "Do I fucking know you?" He looks at me like a shamed puppy goes "I think you used to" and scurries away. I hate it when people I don't know touch me.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
weird- one time this dud walks up to me and goes "blah blah blah- dude that was an awesome party and all this and blah blah blah" and I had NO idea who he was.... I had to tell him "dude sorry but I have no idea who the hell you are-maybe I was wasted when you met me"

then I drove away...

it happens...
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Would you get that pissy if I taped you on the shoulder? :qt:
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Well if you tried to tape me yes I would get pissy. If you tapped me I would be like "hey baby how are you doing"....













.....NOt really I would probably stammer and say something uncomprehendable Like I normally do when beautiful women try and talk to me.

ps couldn't resist the spelling jab there.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I hate when you run into people and you can't remember them, i usually just kind of pretend I do and nod and smile and whatever they say and then just make an exit "well, it was nice seeing you again, catch you later"

There is also the one wher eyou knwo the persons face but can't remmeber the name. I always hate to ask their names because I think they might feel insulted since they remember mine. If I am with another friend, I'll introduce my firend to this person and say my friends name but not theirs, like "this is my friend James", then they are obligated to say there name.
 
SoreArms said:
I hate when you run into people and you can't remember them, i usually just kind of pretend I do and nod and smile and whatever they say and then just make an exit "well, it was nice seeing you again, catch you later"

There is also the one wher eyou knwo the persons face but can't remmeber the name. I always hate to ask their names because I think they might feel insulted since they remember mine. If I am with another friend, I'll introduce my firend to this person and say my friends name but not theirs, like "this is my friend James", then they are obligated to say there name.
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Thinking back I think I used to know the guy and hated him anyway so it brings a certain capricious joy to me now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
So thursday night I am standing outside a bar talking to my friend. Then this toolbag walks up and touches me on the shoulder I glance back, don't recognize the guy and go on talking with my friends. Then he grabs my shoulder and says something I don't remember now. I look back at him and say "Do I fucking know you?" He looks at me like a shamed puppy goes "I think you used to" and scurries away. I hate it when people I don't know touch me.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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sounds to me like he used to be an old friend, and touched you thinking youd recognize him..

so this guy touches you you turn around hes smiling thinking "oh great, i havnt seen scotsman in a while" and your like do i fucking know you, and then he takes it like a slap in the face and goes "well you used to" because he knows you but you didn trecognize him so he kinda yeah...oh well
 
SublimeZM said:
sounds to me like he used to be an old friend, and touched you thinking youd recognize him..

so this guy touches you you turn around hes smiling thinking "oh great, i havnt seen scotsman in a while" and your like do i fucking know you, and then he takes it like a slap in the face and goes "well you used to" because he knows you but you didn trecognize him so he kinda yeah...oh well
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No I can assure you this ass-biscuit was never a friend of mine. I don't forget my friends.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
So thursday night I am standing outside a bar talking to my friend. Then this toolbag walks up and touches me on the shoulder I glance back, don't recognize the guy and go on talking with my friends. Then he grabs my shoulder and says something I don't remember now. I look back at him and say "Do I fucking know you?" He looks at me like a shamed puppy goes "I think you used to" and scurries away. I hate it when people I don't know touch me.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I think I saw that exchange, but from where I was standing it looked more like a big guy put his hand on your shoulder and you collapsed from the weight. :-) Wuss...
 
MacroMammaryPhilia said:
I think I saw that exchange, but from where I was standing it looked more like a big guy put his hand on your shoulder and you collapsed from the weight. :-) Wuss...
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Hey wasn't I fucking your mom this weekend?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
lol....i said that to these 2 girls that approached me back in college at a bar once...."do i know you??".....they god mad and walked away....


god i'm dumb...they were hot
 
Scotsman said:
Hey wasn't I fucking your mom this weekend?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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i never made the mistake of insulting someone, even jokingly, untill i had at least 2000 posts... im still waiting to be able to
 
SublimeZM said:
i never made the mistake of insulting someone, even jokingly, untill i had at least 2000 posts... im still waiting to be able to
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Yeah but mmp in real life is one of my best friends, I spent easter at his house. PLus I pretty much insult anyone I damn well choose to :evil: Yeah.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Yeah but mmp in real life is one of my best friends, I spent easter at his house. PLus I pretty much insult anyone I damn well choose to :evil: Yeah.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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was he the one you told "do i fucking know you?"
 
Scotsman said:
Thinking back I think I used to know the guy and hated him anyway so it brings a certain capricious joy to me now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I think you're the first person to use the word "capricious" on EF.
 
TheProject said:
I think you're the first person to use the word "capricious" on EF.
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SWEET

I love using that word since most people don't know what it means. Besides you have to use 50 cent words every so often.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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