Do girls live in the bathroom or what?

[slickdadd]

Because I have two girl roommates, and no matter what time of day it is, one is always in there with the door shut right when I am about to piss like a firehose or take the dump heard round the world. I mean GET IN ANd GET OUT WTF OMG@!LKJ#%P*IJ%@#:LK@%#J

 

[slickdadd]

WTF OMG GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM. Still in there, GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!!$)@!%

I have a dentist's appointment RIGHT NOW and I just ate a footlong meatball sub. I can't go in there without brushing. That is just a slap in the face. Plus, again, I have to dump.

 

[strangebrew]

You? Two girl roommates? I'm calling BS.

 

[PBR]

LMAO....yes they do.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

Do they go into the bathroom together, with one leading the other by the hand like girls do when they go out clubbing?

SM

 

[slickdadd]

Holy crap, I had to take a dump at the dentist's office and go in with nasty meatball sub breath. May god have mercy on their souls.

and strangebrew, I've got some hatorade if you need a sip or ten. Bounce.

 

[Raina]

The ladies room at a club is where you go in lonely and walk out with friends. I highly doubt that guys every say "Come on honey, we can just share a stall".

But at home I spend a lot of the time in the bathroom because my best friend is in there-- the mirror. I just preen and primp and tell myself how hot I am.

 

[awittyusername]

You? Two girl roommates? I'm calling BS.

Really he does. However, he has to pretend he is gay to fool the landlord.

Also, there always seems to be a situation that gets mistaken as sexual hijinx. But, in the end they figure it out, and share a good laugh about it.

 

[foreigngirl]

Really he does. However, he has to pretend he is gay to fool the landlord.

Also, there always seems to be a situation that gets mistaken as sexual hijinx. But, in the end they figure it out, and share a good laugh about it.

the three company scenario?

 

[SoreArms]

Really he does. However, he has to pretend he is gay to fool the landlord.

Also, there always seems to be a situation that gets mistaken as sexual hijinx. But, in the end they figure it out, and share a good laugh about it.

LOL

BTW
I live with 2 brothers (my bros, not blacks) and we had to make sure we got a place with 2 bathrooms because I take long in the shower and in the shitter, I mean numb legs, toilet rim imprint on ass cheeks long. I like to read, play solitaire, take the laptop in with me, etc.....