Do any of u...

[myway]

...talk in ur sleep? What's the most funny/crazy/strange thing u have said while sleeping?

One night, Nate said he was the king of beers. Another night, he said he was gonna go to paris and dance.

 

[PICK3]

I told one bitch I loved her

 

[myway]

I told one bitch I loved her

Whoa, man. That's nutz.

 

[SpyWizard]

if you were asleep and you had or were having sex with her.. you should love her.. even if it's for a very short time..

 

[Arabian]

I still have wet dreams

 

[KickNitRight]

i don't, but have shared space with others who have

 

[rykertest]

my woman stood up in bed at 2AM and started yelling "WHAT IS THE DEAL HERE?! WHATS THE DEAL!!!??"

I wet myself.

 

[Kano]

when i was 16 and worked at mcdonalds we had the craziest days ever 2 big macs for a buck.. i never saw so many big macs in my life the lines were out the doors people going nuts. i could not make enought big macs.. that night when i went to sleep my sister said i woke up screaming no more fucking big macs.. lol

 

[myway]

when i was 16 and worked at mcdonalds we had the craziest days ever 2 big macs for a buck.. i never saw so many big macs in my life the lines were out the doors people going nuts. i could not make enought big macs.. that night when i went to sleep my sister said i woke up screaming no more fucking big macs.. lol

Lol. Now THAT'S funny.

 

[GUARDIAN]

i act out my dreams. i have been told many times all the crazy shit i say or do. i try to forget it. my dreams arent always nice

 

[myway]

i don't, but have shared space with others who have

.....then tell the stories,already

 

[BlueBird]

I don't know about talking in my sleep, but, believe it or not, I woke up one morning to discover I had removed one of my pillowcases, folded it into 1/4's and placed it at the foot of my bed.

 

[PICK3]

I'm even more str8 when I dream

 

[the_alcatraz]

I used to sleep walk. I went over to our neighbors' house once, sleep walking offcourse and told them that I'm a secret agent man and I have to evacuate them because they are the target for a political assassination.

 

[L.A. Tripp]

People talk in their sleep . . . ? lol

I've been told a couple of times that I did, but have no idea what was said.

 

[PICK3]

People talk in their sleep . . . ? lol

I've been told a couple of times that I did, but have no idea what was said.

Whose alter are you?

Quick ... is PICK3 str8?

 

[needtogetaas]

Angel will carry on a whole conversation with me in her sleep. As soon as I hear her start talking. I start asking her shit and she will talk to me.

 

[javaguru]

...talk in ur sleep? What's the most funny/crazy/strange thing u have said while sleeping?

One night, Nate said he was the king of beers. Another night, he said he was gonna go to paris and dance.

Are you sure he didn't say "king of queers?" it would explain a lot....

 

[javaguru]

Angel will carry on a whole conversation with me in her sleep. As soon as I hear her start talking. I start asking her shit and she will talk to me.

Do you take advantage of her subconscious honesty?

 

[myway]

Angel will carry on a whole conversation with me in her sleep. As soon as I hear her start talking. I start asking her shit and she will talk to me.

lol, same thing happens in my house..... but NOT TO ME.

 

[needtogetaas]

Do you take advantage of her subconscious honesty?

Damn right I do.

 

[javaguru]

Damn right I do.

Good bro material...

 

[GUARDIAN]

lol, same thing happens in my house..... but NOT TO ME.

to the red panty owner?

 

[myway]

Damn right I do.

Don't even think about feeling bad for it, either. Anyone else would do the same.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Don't even think about feeling bad for it, either. Anyone else would do the same.

Agreed. My wife talks in her sleep. I do that to her as well

 

[cboogsrun]

I sleep walked into the bathroom and pissed in a heat vent once. Didn't even know it till the gf told me the next morning. I constantly laugh or yell at my employees in my sleep. I've told the girlfriend things to try to get her worked up for some sexy time and when she accepts my offer I seem to snap out of it and ask her what the fuck she's doing. lol!

 

[all the whey]

I don't know about talking in my sleep, but, believe it or not, I woke up one morning to discover I had removed one of my pillowcases, folded it into 1/4's and placed it at the foot of my bed.

The aliens did it when the abducted you.

 

[heatherrae]

The scary thing is that I talk in my sleep LOTS and will answer TRUTHFULLY any question that you ask me. Yeah, that has gotten me in some trouble over the years.

Funniest thing I ever said in my sleep was probably, "Come on I gotta go give the ducks some corn" and "we gotta go pick the apples." Evidently, in my sleep, I think that I own an apple orchard with a large population of ducks.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i sleeptalked a girl into coming over for sex, kept sleeping, and she was really mad the next day because i supposedly stood her up

NOT. MY. FAULT.

 

[BlueBird]

The aliens did it when the abducted you.

Eureka! Just like the monolith in 2001, a marker. I wonder just how many other folded pillowcases are amongst us....