disturbing underwear trend

[KillahBee]

I'd say about 3 out of the last 4 underwearz I've purchased do not have holes through which I can expose my cockpiece. I double checked and I had on em on right and they aren't girls panties. and these are decent brands like calvins. wtf. who the shit would make men's underwearz without a dick hole?!

 

[ortiz34]

ummm.. pull them down?

 

[KillahBee]

fagIT

 

[Mr. dB]

Somehow I knew from the thread title this was going to be about flyless briefs.

Isn't it marked on the label of the package?

 

[-SD-]

panties
hetero underwear purchase fail.

 

[KillahBee]

Somehow I knew from the thread title this was going to be about flyless briefs.

Isn't it marked on the label of the package?

I don't know. If I man can't assume that his meatcock will have ready available access to open air at a moment's notice, then I just give up on this world of ours.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Admittedly I don't have near as big a cock as ya'll and my husband only puts his balls in my purse. Having said that, I've NEVER seen a dewd actually utilize that hole in the drawers. They just unzip their flies and push down the underooz to get at the winkie.

In Europe (if I do recollect properly) there is no "winkie slit" for the menz.

I remember asking one/few fellas here in the states, "Ummm whyfor you don't use the winkie slit if it was put there (I would think) because it serves a usefull purpose." The answer was always something akin to, "It's a literal pain to do it that way. Just push the drawers down and be done. You gotta shake that stuff up after yer done anyway."

Ummmmmmm ok.

Dewds are wierd.

I'm glad I have a nani.

 

[Six8]

Admittedly I don't have near as big a cock as ya'll and my husband only puts his balls in my purse. Having said that, I've NEVER seen a dewd actually utilize that hole in the drawers. They just unzip their flies and push down the underooz to get at the winkie.

In Europe (if I do recollect properly) there is no "winkie slit" for the menz.

I remember asking one/few fellas here in the states, "Ummm whyfor you don't use the winkie slit if it was put there (I would think) because it serves a usefull purpose." The answer was always something akin to, "It's a literal pain to do it that way. Just push the drawers down and be done. You gotta shake that stuff up after yer done anyway."

Ummmmmmm ok.

Dewds are wierd.

I'm glad I have a nani.

you watch alot of dudes pee? for sex obviously everything comes off but i use the fly all the time its bad for you to pull your underwear down and pee because it can actually press on your urethra and cause constriction which can lead to prostate problems.

 

[Mr. dB]

I don't know. If I man can't assume that his meatcock will have ready available access to open air at a moment's notice, then I just give up on this world of ours.

Take your reading glasses with you the next time you purchase underwears.

 

[rnch]

i solve this intense, upsetting, burning issue of today's society by going commando.

 

[SpyWizard]

further pussification of men...

They expect you to sit when you pee..

there ya go..

 

[binö]

the best underwear of the earf is underarmour.
shit is quality

 

[jnevin]

Underarmor cramps my jewels and the last pairs I got didn't have a peehole. The Diesels I got didn't either.

 

[pdaddyII]

I believe to have a unique strategy. I will go through the pants/shorts fly, then remove sausage rod from bottom of boxers/boxer briefs, then i bring it up and out. This method will not work if your sporting a roll of nickles though.

 

[grubd]

if u dont feel like unbeltin, hole has great use

 

[Bikini Mod]

you watch alot of dudes pee? for sex obviously everything comes off but i use the fly all the time its bad for you to pull your underwear down and pee because it can actually press on your urethra and cause constriction which can lead to prostate problems.

Europeans are not as uptight about normal bodily functions as Americans are.

 

[Bikini Mod]

further pussification of men...

They expect you to sit when you pee..

there ya go..

LMFAO My ex would more often sit when he peed than stand. My Old Grump said the same thing when I told him that, "No wonder. We all know what a fukkin pussy he is."

 

[KillahBee]

I believe to have a unique strategy. I will go through the pants/shorts fly, then remove sausage rod from bottom of boxers/boxer briefs, then i bring it up and out. This method will not work if your sporting a roll of nickles though.

my cockdick is way too thick for that move, brah.

 

[rnch]

my cockdick is way too thick for that move, brah.

brag, bragg, BRAGGG!

 

[digimon7068]

I'd say about 3 out of the last 4 underwearz I've purchased do not have holes through which I can expose my cockpiece. I double checked and I had on em on right and they aren't girls panties. and these are decent brands like calvins. wtf. who the shit would make men's underwearz without a dick hole?!

it's the feminizing of america d00d. . .99% of public pools don't have a high dive anymore because they're "too dangerous". . .soccer became popular in this country because it's "less dangerous" than football. . .as soon as the women and lawyers figure out a way to pull it off, they'll begin creating boys without cawks. . .underwear without a fly is just one step in that process. . .

 

[BlueBird]

You all need to accept that the Y chromosome is unraveling, hence, no need for man panties and you'll just have to knit one, pearl two balls for decorative reasons.

 

[binö]

underarmour rawks

 

[Six8]

Europeans are not as uptight about normal bodily functions as Americans are.

Thats creepy if they face you while they pee i dont care what country youre in

 

[wootoom]

Im str8

 

[iggy]

boxer briefs my bro
3 of them different colors at costco for like 9 bucks.
snag them. problem solved.
and girls love BB's

 

[rnch]

i actually thought about this thread earlier this morning, as we were sorting thru our tangled clothing on the floor, trying to deceide what was who's. scary! elite invades my social life, lololol

 

[KillahBee]

boxer briefs my bro
3 of them different colors at costco for like 9 bucks.
snag them. problem solved.
and girls love BB's

These were all boxer briefs. Just different brands. One was Calvin and one was 2(x)ist (nice name, gay). No cock hole. Ridiculous.

 

[ortiz34]

i actually thought about this thread earlier this morning, as we were sorting thru our tangled clothing on the floor, trying to deceide what was who's. Scary! Elite invades my social life, lololol

tmi

 

[PICK3]

your life is complex

just sayin'

 

[nangiggles]

it's the feminizing of america d00d. . .99% of public pools don't have a high dive anymore because they're "too dangerous". . .soccer became popular in this country because it's "less dangerous" than football. . .as soon as the women and lawyers figure out a way to pull it off, they'll begin creating boys without cawks. . .underwear without a fly is just one step in that process. . .

He's on to us....

We need to change our plan or kill him with a consipiracy theory cover up.....

 

[jfn2]

just do what i do.... wear depends & piss yourself....problem solved.

 

[nangiggles]

just do what i do.... wear depends & piss yourself....problem solved.

Holly shit I was with a customer over the phone when I read this and I burst laughing.... glad he wasn't really paying attention to me