Dirty Penises

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Keep your penises clean.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I keep my kitty clean.

Can't stand the stench of a bad odured beaver.

damn I could never be a carpet muncher.

 

[Sassy69]

 

[Test boy]

When mine gets dirty...I simply bathe it in a warm, wet vagina.

 

[BIFF PUDWELL]

One time my pecker had scabs on it, so I dipped it in a glass of gasoline....it's never felt cleaner.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

You put your cock in gasoline?! Where was the match when you needed one.

Charcoledddddddddddddddd penis.

 

[ALCATRAZ]

Keep your penises clean.

OK, maybe I'm missing something here, but why post something like this? Have you had an experience w/ one that wasn't clean?


Alcatraz

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Well, I did it because someone posted a thread called

Dirty Vagina’s.

And also it’s not as enjoyable sucking cock when it’s smelly.

Capeesh?

 

[HamHock]

Maybe you should avoid uncircumsized men, unless you find smegma a pleasant human byproduct. Also, deodorizing jock itch spray will keep a man's balls from getting too funky from sweat & fungus.

Few things on the planet are as horrible as stank coochie. If a fella has to make a u-turn somewhere around the belly button, you got a funky-ass cooter.

 

[ALCATRAZ]

And also it’s not as enjoyable sucking cock when it’s smelly.

Capeesh?

Ok, I'll take your word for it. Although, I agree wholeheartedly w/ Hamhock: if a man makes a U-turn, your kitty needs a bath. There's nothing worse than an unwashed kitty.

Alcatraz

 

[manny78]

Mine is clean 24/24 7/7

 

[dadaddy22]

i say fuck it dont wash the penis i dont suck mine so why should i care?

 

[Test boy]

Well, I did it because someone posted a thread called

Dirty Vagina’s.

Is payback that much fun? Seems to be the main operating system for some people.

 

[WIDELAT]

DOES YOUR MAN HAVE A STINKY COCK KITTY?

 

[proxy]

Good question WIDELAT
By the way how about Kings this year?

 

[bigwillster]

NEVER HAD A COMPLAINT. HOOKERS DON'T CARE. NAW IM CIRCUM. SO I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ODORS.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

No he doesn't have a smelly cock.

But I bet you do.

 

[proxy]

If he doesn't have smelly cock how did you come up with"keep your penises clean"?That's so stupid .......

 

[Lord_Suston]

Got keep it clean and trim, cause having good hygeine turns women on....

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

proxy you fag

read up and it says why

If you didn't like my thread why did you comment?

I did it because some dude put a thread called 'smelly vagina's'

Capeesh?

 

[Photonic2]

I wash mine at least once a day, twice if I am going to do it with a lady, once before and once after. Shave it three times a week, hygiene makes for better sex, and I am a clean sort.

 

[al1602]

Keep your penises clean.

These posts as well as these boards are getting ridiculous

 

[Super Sport]

Keep your penises clean.

mine only gets unclean after i pull it out of dirty sluts like you

 

[Benzi]

Wow, that was harsh

 

[tarzan21]

i say fuck it dont wash the penis i dont suck mine so why should i care?

 

[JackOfSpades]

Hmmmm? That gives me an idea...

Penis Douche! Yeah! Man, I'll make millions!

Let's see, gonna need a name, somethin bout hunting, manly,

"In the Bush"?,
nah, how bout "Penile Harvest"?
wait..."Penis Summers"?

"Irish Sprigs"?, Fuk, ya gotta help me out here bro's

Gonna make millions I tell ya! Ha Ha, Ho Ho, Hee Hee

P.S. Please send any investment funds to [email protected]