dirty minded test questions

[supergirl]

answers will come later... have fun

1.
I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
What am I?

2.
I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
What am I?

3.
I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
What am I?

4.
Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
What am I?

5.
You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
What am I?

6.
When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
What am I?

7.
A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
What am I?

8.
All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
What am I?

9.
I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
What am I?

10.
If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
What am I?

11.
I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
What am I?

12.
I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
What am I?

13.
My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
What am I?

14.
I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
What am I?

 

[Harvdoggy]

number 1 is NOSE

i was so excited to get it i didnt read the rest ill go back and get em though!

 

[Harvdoggy]

nevermind i dont really get the rest......hmmm

 

[Big Buck]

answers will come later... have fun

1.
I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
What am I?

2.
I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
What am I?

3.
I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
What am I?

4.
Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
What am I?

5.
You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
What am I?

6.
When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
What am I?

7.
A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
What am I?

8.
All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
What am I?

9.
I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
What am I?

10.
If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
What am I?

11.
I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
What am I?

12.
I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
What am I?

13.
My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
What am I?

14.
I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
What am I?

2. peanut butter
4. Titanic
6. Dentist's tool
7. wedding ring
10. paper boy
11. gloves

 

[karson]

dudes

1)Nose
2)peanutbutter
3)
4)titanic
5)sailboat
6)dentist
7)Ring
8)
9)gum
10)paperboy
11)glove
12)
13)
14)bird

 

[Kryp2o]

3. Crane
5. Canopy or Tent
8. Toilet ?
9. Gum ?
12. Arrow
13. Lawyer

 

[Juice Moose]

1. nose
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. titanic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding ring
8. subway
9. gum
10. paperboy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. lawyer
14. bird


now tell me what I win you sexy thing you.

 

[kronic]

man i fixin to blow , why cant i find women like you.

 

[supergirl]

hey juicey baby... i would rethink number 8... but otherwise you are damn good... or did you have the answers?? lol this is a fun quiz, even got me horny

 

[sinister_storm]

1. nose
2.peanut butter
3.crane
4.titanic
5.tent
6.dentist
7.ring
8.elevator
9.gum
10.paperboy
11.glove
12.arrow
13.lawyer
14.bird