Dirk Howat

[H_T_]

jus don't drink the kool-aid.

 

[hamstershaver]

this is one of my favorite dirk quotes

Some dudes have to f' something rather then masturbating. Men want as a rule.

Heirarchy of sexual desire for men:

Women
Man
Goat

If the man who has to f something cannot get a hot girl, go for the fat girl, if he cannot get a girl, go for an old women, if not the old women, the boy, if not the boy, the man, if not the man, the goat. It COULD get sick. In prison, there are NO women as options.

Is it defiling to stick your cock in a goat?
Hell yes

Is it defiling to stick your cock in a man?
Hell yes

Is it defiling to stick your cock in a fat women?
Hell yes

Is it defiling to stick your cock in a hot ass babe?
Hell NO

The latter act is the only thing which does not physically and spiritually defile a man. But, some men are defiled spiritually and like defiling others. Criminals tend to be in this category. Sick asses.
Others remain pure by only having sex with hot women.

The better way, IF I was in prision. Masturbate to hot women. It is not spiritually defiling but not as spiritually enlightening as the real deal. I have ALWAYS choosen that option over anything else, including banging a 1 to 7 girl. I would actually rather masturbate to a 10, then to f a 7. This has been my philosophy ever since I was young. BTW, when a 7+ has a hot ass (the hot ass makes her an 8) this is when banging commences. The benefits, women realize you have standards and you bang more and more hot babes. Then you get better and better at it. The more you love hot women, the more you know them, they more you can pull them. But, inter pares.


Hot women always wanted me since I was a kid. In fact, since I was a kid, the hottest girls always came onto me (whether at school, or work, every job I had I could pull the hottest girl, my friends were the coolest so we had the hottest girls as well), so I could afford to keep up my standards and still get laid. I am actually not used to hitting on girls because of this. My sister's friends in H.S. were the hottest. I was in the cool crowd, girls would at night get naked for me, come over in their bras in panties only because they were in heat at their slumber party, get naked in my friends pool, go out with my ugly friend to get to me, hit on me in the gym, invite me to have sex with them as a three some, because they went after my friends to get to me. These were always the HOTTEST girls in my vicinity. In clubs, I demonstrate my value (dancing which subconsciously girls realize you are very good in bed, then they come up to me to bump and grind, and the rest is history).
Hot women like me, and I like them. I am not lucky, just happy.
Interpares.
Ugly people should stick with each other, thus they have lower standards.









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[H_T_]

it's like insane-genius poetry.

 

[CFZB]

I cant Believe This Thread Has 101 Posts

and He Hasnt Answered yet.

 

[hamstershaver]

according to dirk i have defiled myself many times by sticking my cock in fat women

 

[H_T_]

this thread is too gatdang funny.

 

[Carmen]

this is one of my favorite dirk quotes

well if you don't deserve k for finding that post and enlightening us all with his incredible theories, i don't know who does.
I hope if i have a friend over tonight, we don't find ourselves running around in our bra's and panties in heat, looking for dirk, cause i dont' even know when visiting hours are.

 

[Dirk Howat]

all i know about him so far from what ive read is he has had sex with hundreds of women who rate between 9-10 on the beauty scale, almost all of them come on to him, he is probably the worlds greatest lover, he doubles his money every year because he is a financial genius, one day he will be able to afford plat, and he can kick ronnie colemans ass, and is willing to bet 5k on it, i really want to know more

That is funny.
To be honest, I am very good at alot of shit, but not great at anything except philosophy.


I am a martial artist for 20 years, I have bad ass powerful punches. I have fought MMA t.v.


I am an artist when I was young. I started drawing photos on the back of my moms books of the writers then grew into draw girls in playboy. Was the school artist, the battalian artist where I the commander, wanted me to do his portrait, I did it but then for some bs reason, somebody f'd up on the missle range on guard, and I had to stay over there the weekend, I ripped up the drawing. When I left the army, I went into the captains office who was a female bitch and pissed on her desk. I did some drawings of girls which they loved.

I wanted to be a pro kick boxer after I got out of the army. I was in the Patriot Missle system in Texas and Germany. I liked bruce lee as a kid in hs, read his fighting system and used it on my heavy bag at home and I fight like him. I won a few trophies in MA. At work at a hotel, I saw chuck norris, shook his hand, later I wanted to challenge him to a fight, but his wife was with him.

I went to college and wanted to be a politican because I felt they were great men. So I needed to understand what I believed in, so I studied political theory which I became very interested in. So much, I went into philosophy. I got a B.S. in political science and philosophy.

I wanted to be a great philosopher and be historical. There are few historical men out there, either politicans or philosophers. The later have greater lasing effect.

When I studied comparative religions in college, I made an insight and decided to reconstruct the original religion. Yo. I gave up my life for this.

I feel in love with this 10 girl. PERFECT for me. I gave her up to pursue my life goal.



I am good at investing the stock market. I believe I have the most effective investment strategy out there and want to write a book on it.

I am into languages, Old Norse, Gothic and Proto - Germanic and I am looking to reconstruct the language and be fluent in it.

I am reconstructing the proto Germanic religon and want to rewrite it in proto Germanic.

I believe I have the best bodybuilding system around. I want to write a book on it.

I want to be the best seducer of women and want to write a book on it.

 

[Carmen]

That is funny.
To be honest, I am very good at alot of shit, but not great at anything except philosophy.


I am a martial artist for 20 years, I have bad ass powerful punches. I have fought MMA t.v.


I am an artist when I was young. I started drawing photos on the back of my moms books of the writers then grew into draw girls in playboy. Was the school artist, the battalian artist where I the commander, wanted me to do his portrait, I did it but then for some bs reason, somebody f'd up on the missle range on guard, and I had to stay over there the weekend, I ripped up the drawing. When I left the army, I went into the captains office who was a female bitch and pissed on her desk. I did some drawings of girls which they loved.

I wanted to be a pro kick boxer after I got out of the army. I was in the Patriot Missle system in Texas and Germany. I liked bruce lee as a kid in hs, read his fighting system and used it on my heavy bag at home and I fight like him. I won a few trophies in MA.

I am good at investing the stock market. I believe I have the most effective investment strategy out there and want to write a book on it.

I am into languages, Old Norse, Gothic and Proto - Germanic and I am looking to reconstruct the language and be fluent in it.

I am reconstructing the proto Germanic religon and want to rewrite it in proto Germanic.

I believe I have the best bodybuilding system around. I want to write a book on it.

I want to be the best seducer of women and want to write a book on it.

well that sounds very do-able.

 

[Dirk Howat]

Right now, I am thinking of becoming a rock star.