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Allon said:
Na it ain't like that bro... I just feel his pain... I guess if I told you about my modeling contract, superior bodybuilding genetics, 15 1/2 inch penis, 63 wives, real estate empire, and the opportunities I had to play any professional sport of my choice you guys wouldn't believe me either huh?... 
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will you be my mentor?bkc said:
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A couple of days ago, I put somebody in the hospital as well. Broken teeth and 3 broken ribs with just 3 punches. That was right after (hmm) where Allon threatened to kill me. Wow. At any rate.
Dude challenged me to a fight.
We went outside.
I shot on him trying for a double leg takedown which he defended. I was either going to bodyslam him on the pavement or more likely, ramm him into the brick wall multiple times.
I went for a gullitine choke which I could not sink.
He threw 10 punches (vanderlei silva style) none of which really landed. I have good boxing defense, so he took me down on the ground. I was in the "watching t.v. defense" while he was standing.
He threw 10 more punches (again Silva style)
I tried to take him down to my level, so I grabbed his shirt but he did not want to go, his shirt tore away. I almost went for a knee bar, but after he was doing no damage with his punch barrage, he went to the ground and was about to get North/South position, then:
I did a escape/transition to my feet. A BRILLIANT PRO MOVE. Yo, I practice that one.
He threw 5 more punches to no effect, so he clinched and threw a knee which bloodied my nose.
I really did not want to fight up to this point, I was going for a submission. I saw blood, I became pissed.
So:
I threw a jab which created a hefty dental bill for him and I MISSED the KO rear cross.
When he felt the straight powerful stiff, jab, he went for the clinch and threw a right hook
I then threw a right hook in which broke 3 ribs and he FLEW back 10 feet.
He was kneeled over and I was overhim about to throw a nose breaking kneed when a lady stoped the fight.
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I then threw a right hook in which broke 3 ribs and he FLEW back 10 feet
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4everhung said:
LMFAO
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