Difficult, Very Difficult and Impossible things to say....

[HumorMe]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1.. Indubitably

2.. Innovative

3.. Preliminary

4.. Proliferation

5.. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1.. Specificity

2.. British Constitution

3.. Passive-aggressive disorder

4.. Loquacious Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1.. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

2.. Nope, no more booze for me

3.. Sorry, but you're not really my type

4.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

5.. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

 

[casavant]

LOL.

 

[HumorMe]

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Damn.............you all are a tough crowd!

 

[casavant]

LOL.

 

[WarriorPL]

When i'm drunk i can't make out a sentence, so when my mom calls me i try to speak as little as possible or she knows.

 

[HumorMe]

When i'm drunk i can't make out a sentence, so when my mom calls me i try to speak as little as possible or she knows.

I remember trying to talk to my mother on the phone when I was drunk and trying to not act drunk and telling her I wouldn't be coming home. My wife(my girlfriend at the time) asked me, "Why were you yelling?"

Must have had my beer muffs on.

 

[HumorMe]

^

 

[slickdadd]

#5 makes me cringe with personal flashbacks