Did You Know...

[HappyScrappy]

oh man, you bastards.

I saw the title of this thread and just started breaking shit at my desk.

 

[Longhorn85]

WODIN: That Lion and pig should be introduced.


VB: 2 and13 are followed by "have a quickie with the wife", right? That should always be an option

As far as #3 goes, have you been spying on me?

And if the wife is not home change 2/13 to "rub one off"

 

[Y_lifter]

Oh come on Scrappy....

WHO"S YOUR DADDY ?
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[WODIN]

A group of Starlings is called a murmuration.

A group of storks are called a mustering.

A group of squirrels are called a dray, as in a dray of squirrels just passed through my pants.

 

[kronk]

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it!

You can shorten this time by taking Triple Threat 4 times a day with milk. I believe this will shorten the time to 3.5 days.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Uhhh......one question here.

How did they figure out how long it takes a pig to have an orgasm?

I guess some people are interested in that kind of stuff. Kinky.

 

[vixenbabe]

Uhhh......one question here.

How did they figure out how long it takes a pig to have an orgasm?

I guess some people are interested in that kind of stuff. Kinky.

Suppose you tell us....How long did it take your last girlfriend?

 

[WODIN]

Suppose you tell us....How long did it take your last girlfriend?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Burn!!! Dude!

 

[TheProject]

Re: Re: Did You Know...

You can shorten this time by taking Triple Threat 4 times a day with milk. I believe this will shorten the time to 3.5 days.

4 times a day?!? Shit, twice a day is bad enough!

 

[kronk]

Re: Re: Re: Did You Know...

4 times a day?!? Shit, twice a day is bad enough!

Correct, but I was speaking scientifically, in refrence to having the power of a nuke.

If we got a bunch of us together at the same time, it has already been proven to be behind the crop circle mystery. Hmmm, maybe I will bump that post.