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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Hardly seems worth it.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it!

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Oh My!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. In my next life, I want to be a pig!

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) I'm still not over the pig.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Honey, I'm home. What the...?!

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine?

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.

Butterflies taste with their feet. Something I always wanted to know.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmmmmmm.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. OK, so that would be a good thing...

A cat's urine glows under a black light. I wonder who was paid to figure that out.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that.

Starfish have no brains. I know some people like that too.

Polar bears are left-handed. If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
What about that pig ?
 
LOL...Silly trivia!

Here are some FACTS for you, baby:

HOW MEN TAKE SHOWER'S:

1) Take off clothes on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2) Walk naked into the batroom. If they see their wife/gf along the way, they shake their weiner at her making the " WOO HOO" sound.
3) Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in the gut to see if you have pecs(no). Admire the size of your penis in the mirror, scratch your privates and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
4) Get in the shower.
5) Wash your armpits.
6) Wash your face.
7) Wash your butts, leaving hair on the soap.
8) Pee in the shower!
9) Wash off one last time.
10) Pull back the shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror again.
11) Partially dry off.
12) Leave fan and light on in the bathroom.
13) Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass the wifey/gf again, you pull off towel, grab your weiner, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
14) Throw wet towel on bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
:D
 
I love doing no. 2 and 13. You know it girl.
 
Vix, you forgot:

8a. Fart in the shower and laugh loudly at the sound.
8b. Laugh loudly again when the smell reaches the nostrils
 
Typical morning routine at the Vix Household ?


Also, a Ducks Quack does not echo...

Scrappy told me this one.
 
I thought it was a scrappy's voice doesn't echo.
 
Y_Lifter said:
Typical morning routine at the Vix Household ?


Also, a Ducks Quack does not echo...

Scrappy told me this one.

:lmao:

I can't wait for him to find this one.

Wodin, you know someone's gonna take that starfish comment and run with it.
 
Opps... didn't think of that y-lifter. Oh well...my bad.
 
WODIN: That Lion and pig should be introduced.


VB: 2 and13 are followed by "have a quickie with the wife", right? That should always be an option

As far as #3 goes, have you been spying on me?

And if the wife is not home change 2/13 to "rub one off"
 
Oh come on Scrappy....

WHO"S YOUR DADDY ?
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A group of Starlings is called a murmuration.

A group of storks are called a mustering.

A group of squirrels are called a dray, as in a dray of squirrels just passed through my pants.
 
WODIN said:
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it!

You can shorten this time by taking Triple Threat 4 times a day with milk. I believe this will shorten the time to 3.5 days. :)
 
Uhhh......one question here.

How did they figure out how long it takes a pig to have an orgasm?

I guess some people are interested in that kind of stuff. Kinky.
 
KHMER ROGUE said:
Uhhh......one question here.

How did they figure out how long it takes a pig to have an orgasm?

I guess some people are interested in that kind of stuff. Kinky.

Suppose you tell us....How long did it take your last girlfriend?:)
 
vixenbabe said:


Suppose you tell us....How long did it take your last girlfriend?:)


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Burn!!! Dude!
 
Re: Re: Did You Know...

kronk said:


You can shorten this time by taking Triple Threat 4 times a day with milk. I believe this will shorten the time to 3.5 days. :)

4 times a day?!? Shit, twice a day is bad enough!
 
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TheProject said:


4 times a day?!? Shit, twice a day is bad enough!

Correct, but I was speaking scientifically, in refrence to having the power of a nuke. :lmao:

If we got a bunch of us together at the same time, it has already been proven to be behind the crop circle mystery. Hmmm, maybe I will bump that post. :lmao:
 
WODIN said:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Hardly seems worth it.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it!

So Wodin....this is what you do with Immortality? The Halls of Valhalla are calling for their warrior of Flatulence.
 
Yeah pretty much hannibal, life boils down to lifting and farting for fun!
 


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmmmmmm.

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i wonder how that is measured. i was always under the assumption that the strongest muscle was the masseter. it can generate something like 200psi.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Did You Know...

kronk said:


Correct, but I was speaking scientifically, in refrence to having the power of a nuke. :lmao:

If we got a bunch of us together at the same time, it has already been proven to be behind the crop circle mystery. Hmmm, maybe I will bump that post. :lmao:

yeah, thanks for lettin me use your charcoal pills that weekend......i was hurtin........shit, you all were hurtin too.
 
WODIN said:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Hardly seems worth it.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it!

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Oh My!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. In my next life, I want to be a pig!

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) I'm still not over the pig.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Honey, I'm home. What the...?!

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine?

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.

Butterflies taste with their feet. Something I always wanted to know.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmmmmmm.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. OK, so that would be a good thing...

A cat's urine glows under a black light. I wonder who was paid to figure that out.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that.

Starfish have no brains. I know some people like that too.

Polar bears are left-handed. If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
What about that pig ?

Shittiest title for a thread yet. Should have been titled "Worthless Facts"
 
Did you know that I took a short hiatus to masturbate? Well, now you know. I have discovered the secret to happiness. I will be thinking that i need a woman sometimes, then I look at internet porn, spank the monkey, and wonder why I thought I needed a woman.
 
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