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[Y_lifter]

I used to abuse the heck out of the "IF THAN ELSE" and "GOTO" statements in my old Bloated code....
*burp

 

[HappyScrappy]

GOTO is bad. but it was fun to make infinite loops sent to the printer in BASIC class right before the bell sounded.

 

[Code]

goto is an excellent indicator of someone who can't code.

The other sign is a complete lack of comments.

Another good sign is someone who tosses shit in java and never catches it. I've seen scripts that toss so many things, half the stuff never has a correlating catch.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I toss shit all over the place here. so much so that it is starting to smell and I've been asked to stop.

when I code, I find that whitespace and comments are too binding - they cramp my style, so I don't use either if there is any chance to avoid it. also case changes make my wrists hurt, so I avoid them. and just to avoid reserved naming clashes, I make variable names my own special way.

String fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas=null;for(int i=0;i<69;i++){System.out.println("fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas:"+fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas);if(1>0){System.out.println("t"+"h"+"i"+"s"+"s"+"p"+"e"+"e"+"d"+"s"+"i"+"t"+"a"+"l"+"l"+"u"+"p"+"b"+"i"+"t"+"c"+"h");}}

like magic

 

[Code]

I toss shit all over the place here. so much so that it is starting to smell and I've been asked to stop.

when I code, I find that whitespace and comments are too binding - they cramp my style, so I don't use either if there is any chance to avoid it. also case changes make my wrists hurt, so I avoid them. and just to avoid reserved naming clashes, I make variable names my own special way.

String fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas=null;for(int i=0;i<69;i++){System.out.println("fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas:"+fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas);if(1>0){System.out.println("t"+"h"+"i"+"s"+"s"+"p"+"e"+"e"+"d"+"s"+"i"+"t"+"a"+"l"+"l"+"u"+"p"+"b"+"i"+"t"+"c"+"h");}}

like magic

I just sprayed water all over my office.
Again.

 

[Bullit]

GOTO is bad. but it was fun to make infinite loops sent to the printer in BASIC class right before the bell sounded.

heheheh... used to go to department stores and type in the following:

10 print 'THIS COMPUTER SUCKS'
20 goto 10


Man I was wacky.

 

[Lumberg]

heheheh... used to go to department stores and type in the following:

10 print 'THIS COMPUTER SUCKS'
20 goto 10


Man I was wacky.

In my case it was Kmart. Of course in class it was

10 print "HappyScrappy is stupid;"
20 goto 10

I forget exactly what symbol it was or whether it went before or after the close quote but that made it stay on the same line which gave a cool effect.

JC

 

[musclebrains]

Number 20 is useful.

 

[HappyScrappy]

number 24 is funny. I picture the shark exploding in a firey ball.

Orcas are killer whales, which are part of the dolphin family. they have large jaws and big teeth and they just grab the sharks and eat them. they have been known to even go after the great white.

bottlenose dolphins on the other hand have this attribute tagged on them. with their long snout, they are said to bash a shark in its gills to crush them and suffocate the animal. this became a big deal because it happened in a public aquarium, but it isn't shown to happen much in real life unless the shark is quite small.

 

[Code]

Number 52 is great!

A diet coke also has negative calories then

Drink diet coke all day and eat nothing but celery!!