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1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties
of
pickles the company once had.

3. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

4. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks,
otherwise it will digest itself.

5. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

6. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

7. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down
continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

8. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a
mate.

10. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

11. A 2x4 isn't. It's 1-1/2 x 3-1/2

12. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

13. Every person has a unique tongue print.

14. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He
was
albino.

15. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

16. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be
seen in
the distance.

17. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents
daily.

18. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham
Lincoln's
son.

19. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

20. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dog's heart and
nervous system, a few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

21. Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.

22. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If
captured,
they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.

23. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

24. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the
shark's
stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

25. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't
wear
pants.

26. Dr. Seuss actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounded like
Sue-ice.

27. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

28. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the
other
at the same time.

29. During the California Gold Rush of 1849, miners sent their
laundry to
Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in
California

during these boom years it was deemed more feasible to send the
shirts to
Hawaii for servicing.

30. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from
each salad served in first class.

31. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War
II
were made of wood.

32. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
side
in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

33. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and lower, because
in
the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the
'upper
case'
letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the
smaller, 'lower case' letters.

34. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

35. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange,
purple,
and silver!

36. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar
bill
in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

37. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was
never a
recorded Wendy before!

38. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World
War
II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

39. There are four cars and eleven lightposts on the back of a $10
dollar
bill.

40. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it took him 10 years
to
paint Mona Lisa's lips.

41. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

42. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down
so
you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

43. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you
have
$1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being
able to
make change for a dollar.

44. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in
the
USA'

45. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween was
actually
a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

46. The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!

47. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law
which
stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your
thumb.

48. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record
player for
automobiles. At that time the most known player on the market was the
Victrola,
so they called themselves Motorola.

49. Roses MAY Be red, but violets ARE, indeed, violet.

50. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't
sink in
quicksand.

51. Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby-Doo and Robin on
the
Superfriends.

52. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a
piece
of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

53. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look
alike
contest.

54. In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of
Mars,
Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did
this
more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.

55. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

56. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said Elementary, my dear Watson.

57. An old law in Bellingham, Wash., made it illegal for a woman to
take
more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

58. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel.

59. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

60. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most
often stolen from Public Libraries.

61. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into
space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

62. Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't
considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's
Flight
Simulator.

63. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave



MaGilicuti
 
Number ten confirms my hypothesis that 90% of the world is retarded.

People actually believe that a duck's quack uses something other than sound waves!????

How fucking retarded can you get?

Duh, a 2x4 isn't a a 2x4. How many idiots went to a hardware store needing a 2x4 but asking for a 2.5x4.5 to make up the difference????
 
off the top of my head:

1) partly true (why it can survive the wash)

2) no clue

3) likely true since it is smaller.

4) less digestion and more just acid on tissue - this is what an ulcer is. as for the rate of turnover, I would say it likely varies by the person and their diet.

5) likely true, many paper products were of hemp back then, it was a common crop for paper and rope.

6) true

7) likely true as long as the carbination remains in the drink. the bubbles will form on the increased surface area of the wrinkles and then lift it to the top, allow the bubbles to escape, no longer letting the raisin float and it will sink again, slowly gathering more bubbles.

8) so not true - a known internet rumor.


more later - have to go modify code for my moron boss (he doesn't like if statements and wants me to do it another way... I smell a case statement on its way)
 
I doubt it's that he doesn't like IF statements, just doesn't like the abuse of them.

If you recall from your OOP 101, too many IF statements slow things down quite a bit.

Many programmers use the IF statement as a crutch.
 
Hey Scrappy, can I jump onto this Pile on since I posted the Duck quack and have learned my lesson ?

Actually US money has Cotton fiber and Scraps from Levis & Straus blue Jean factorys...

It was on PBS so it must be true bitch !
 
Code said:
I doubt it's that he doesn't like IF statements, just doesn't like the abuse of them.

If you recall from your OOP 101, too many IF statements slow things down quite a bit.

Many programmers use the IF statement as a crutch.

exactly - but in this case they are actually needed since it is iterating a known XML tree and populating values based on various nodes. there were two additional ways around it, and after looking into them, they actually add additional overhead over what is existing.

he said he would get back to me, and then proceeded to show me that he thinks someone else's code is written the way it is because the StringBuffer has an inherant limit to how long the Strings passed in could be. I tried to politely show him that wasn't the case and it was simply written that way for ease of readability, but... well, he would have none of that.

I don't argue, I just do what the boss man says.
 
I used to abuse the heck out of the "IF THAN ELSE" and "GOTO" statements in my old Bloated code....
*burp
 
goto is an excellent indicator of someone who can't code.

The other sign is a complete lack of comments.

Another good sign is someone who tosses shit in java and never catches it. I've seen scripts that toss so many things, half the stuff never has a correlating catch.
 
I toss shit all over the place here. so much so that it is starting to smell and I've been asked to stop.

when I code, I find that whitespace and comments are too binding - they cramp my style, so I don't use either if there is any chance to avoid it. also case changes make my wrists hurt, so I avoid them. and just to avoid reserved naming clashes, I make variable names my own special way.

String fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas=null;for(int i=0;i<69;i++){System.out.println("fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas:"+fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas);if(1>0){System.out.println("t"+"h"+"i"+"s"+"s"+"p"+"e"+"e"+"d"+"s"+"i"+"t"+"a"+"l"+"l"+"u"+"p"+"b"+"i"+"t"+"c"+"h");}}

like magic
 
HappyScrappy said:
I toss shit all over the place here. so much so that it is starting to smell and I've been asked to stop.

when I code, I find that whitespace and comments are too binding - they cramp my style, so I don't use either if there is any chance to avoid it. also case changes make my wrists hurt, so I avoid them. and just to avoid reserved naming clashes, I make variable names my own special way.

String fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas=null;for(int i=0;i<69;i++){System.out.println("fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas:"+fuckmeinthegoatassthatthingispointyfellas);if(1>0){System.out.println("t"+"h"+"i"+"s"+"s"+"p"+"e"+"e"+"d"+"s"+"i"+"t"+"a"+"l"+"l"+"u"+"p"+"b"+"i"+"t"+"c"+"h");}}

like magic

I just sprayed water all over my office.
Again.
 
HappyScrappy said:
GOTO is bad. but it was fun to make infinite loops sent to the printer in BASIC class right before the bell sounded.


heheheh... used to go to department stores and type in the following:

10 print 'THIS COMPUTER SUCKS'
20 goto 10


Man I was wacky.
 
Bullit said:



heheheh... used to go to department stores and type in the following:

10 print 'THIS COMPUTER SUCKS'
20 goto 10


Man I was wacky.

In my case it was Kmart. Of course in class it was

10 print "HappyScrappy is stupid;"
20 goto 10

I forget exactly what symbol it was or whether it went before or after the close quote but that made it stay on the same line which gave a cool effect.

JC
 
Number 20 is useful.

dog.jpg
 
number 24 is funny. I picture the shark exploding in a firey ball.

Orcas are killer whales, which are part of the dolphin family. they have large jaws and big teeth and they just grab the sharks and eat them. they have been known to even go after the great white.

bottlenose dolphins on the other hand have this attribute tagged on them. with their long snout, they are said to bash a shark in its gills to crush them and suffocate the animal. this became a big deal because it happened in a public aquarium, but it isn't shown to happen much in real life unless the shark is quite small.
 
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Number 52 is great!

A diet coke also has negative calories then :)

Drink diet coke all day and eat nothing but celery!!
 
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