Did I just get own3d?

[sawastea]

I was going downstairs to get lunch. I see some chick I haven't seen in like 5mths since I changed departments. She looks gut heavy so I assumed she was knocked up. Me, being the nice guy that I am, go up to her and tell her "hey, how you been? blah blah blah...So, when is the kid due?" To my surprise, she tells me "I'm not pregnant."

Silence is upon us. Not knowing what to say, I said "ohh" and kinda scurried away. Shed definitely looked like she was 6 mths heavy. That was uber-awkward.

 

[chefbone]

I was going downstairs to get lunch. I see some chick I haven't seen in like 5mths since I changed departments. She looks gut heavy so I assumed she was knocked up. Me, being the nice guy that I am, go up to her and tell her "hey, how you been? blah blah blah...So, when is the kid due?" To my surprise, she tells me "I'm not pregnant."

Silence is upon us. Not knowing what to say, I said "ohh" and kinda scurried away. Shed definitely looked like she was 6 mths heavy. That was uber-awkward.

Self pwn3age is the worst.

 

[SoKlueles]

thats why i dont ask people when they are due lol
unless they have a maternity shirt on

 

[Deterass]

lmao! You never ask if a woman is pregnant. WTF were you thinkin?

 

[WODIN]

I was going downstairs to get lunch. I see some chick I haven't seen in like 5mths since I changed departments. She looks gut heavy so I assumed she was knocked up. Me, being the nice guy that I am, go up to her and tell her "hey, how you been? blah blah blah...So, when is the kid due?" To my surprise, she tells me "I'm not pregnant."

Silence is upon us. Not knowing what to say, I said "ohh" and kinda scurried away. Shed definitely looked like she was 6 mths heavy. That was uber-awkward.

First sign of gayness is not being able to tell when a girl is preggers.
Second is that you blew lestats cawk.

 

[hotzie]

lmao nice one

 

[HiDnGoD]

So, when is the kid due?" To my surprise, she tells me "I'm not pregnant."
That was uber-awkward.

Well, either you just scarred her for life, sending her into a gallon of Ben & Jerries, or you provided incentive to get to the gym. Hope for the latter.
I'd send her some flowers, & apologize profusely.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lmao..

I was shopping with my mom and we go into this Maternity/Plus size store to see if there were some cute jeans for my younger sis. So Im browsing the shelves ask the lady if they have any smalls.. we find one and I move over to the little maternity tops.

Stupid bitch comes up to me and ask if I need to try anything on. OK so with the Meanest teeth gringing eyes gleaming look on my face I said.. Exucese me but do I look Knocked Up? I think her heart dropped she had the Deer in the head lights look on her face.. LOL

I know Im bloated and shit but come'on.

BTW NO Im not knocked up dammit!

 

[reigninghard]

I was going downstairs to get lunch. I see some chick I haven't seen in like 5mths since I changed departments. She looks gut heavy so I assumed she was knocked up. Me, being the nice guy that I am, go up to her and tell her "hey, how you been? blah blah blah...So, when is the kid due?" To my surprise, she tells me "I'm not pregnant."

Silence is upon us. Not knowing what to say, I said "ohh" and kinda scurried away. Shed definitely looked like she was 6 mths heavy. That was uber-awkward.

lmfao...nice going...I've wanted to ask and havent been sure before so I just keep my mouth shut until she brings it up very funny stuff...whats that commercial? Thank you thank you? ..yes thank you!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you were pwn3d the instant the gene found its way into your DNA



(dont worry about it. ive done it before. more than once )

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you were pwn3d the instant the gene found its way into your DNA



(dont worry about it. ive done it before. more than once )

Done it? I knew you were ......... I KNEW IT!

 

[chefbone]

First sign of gayness is not being able to tell when a girl is preggers.
Second is that you blew lestats cawk.

LMAO@ Wodin

 

[pintoca]

pwned and cock-blocked too

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Done it? I knew you were ......... I KNEW IT!

lol youre just trying to come up with a reason for me not being attracted to you

i thought more of you frisky...tsk tsk

 

[hamstershaver]

hot, did you get pics of the fatty

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol youre just trying to come up with a reason for me not being attracted to you

i thought more of you frisky...tsk tsk

You want me, I know you do

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You want me, I know you do

are your feet wet? youre standing in a rather famous river...

 

[jnevin]

I asked one of my mom's friends that when I was a kid. The look I got afterwards ensured I'd never ask again. Even if I see water break I plan to assume she pissed herself.

 

[jackangel]

lol

 

[OMEGA]

self cock block

 

[Y_lifter]

Check the boobage growth for a validation clue next time you Brotard..

Belly and Boobage growth together is a 75% + valid indication of preggos..