did i do something wrong?

[eviction]

so i borrowed my uncle's implant gun (he is a vet), and i followed the instructions on my finaplix-H box. I deposited one pellet subcutaneously behind my ear under the skin between the cartilage, you'd be amazed how fucking painful this was. Lots of blood and i'm naseated like a mofo. What the hell did I do wrong?

 

[mrflexdiesel]

Try it into your nut sack. From what I've heard it's supposed the delivery the drug more than 100% more efficiently than from the ear. Yeeeeooooowwwwww!!! You're a bad dude. He, he!

 

[eviction]

Try it into your nut sack. From what I've heard it's supposed the delivery the drug more than 100% more efficiently than from the ear. Yeeeeooooowwwwww!!! You're a bad dude. He, he!

i only inject my suspension directly into the testicles.. I don't want foreign substance like a pellet in my nutsack! i heard you can drink winny by the way.

 

[mrflexdiesel]

i heard you can drink winny by the way.

No shit? I thought that was bullshit?

 

[eviction]

No shit? I thought that was bullshit?

my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend's best friend dated brad pitt and said this is what he did for fight club, so yes, it is so true dude.. by the way... is it normal to bleed directly from the ear canal?

 

[mrflexdiesel]

my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend's best friend dated brad pitt and said this is what he did for fight club, so yes, it is so true dude.. by the way... is it normal to bleed directly from the ear canal?

Hey, I know that girl too! And, ugh? I don't think that would be normal unless of course you ran into Mike Tyson on a bad day in a dark alley. Then you might have a little bleeding going on. Look on the bright side though. You oughta be able to get those new gold hoop earrings in your ears pretty easy now!

 

[wizardnor]

so i borrowed my uncle's implant gun (he is a vet), and i followed the instructions on my finaplix-H box. I deposited one pellet subcutaneously behind my ear under the skin between the cartilage, you'd be amazed how fucking painful this was. Lots of blood and i'm naseated like a mofo. What the hell did I do wrong?

i hope you are joking

 

[Bonkme2]

so i borrowed my uncle's implant gun (he is a vet), and i followed the instructions on my finaplix-H box. I deposited one pellet subcutaneously behind my ear under the skin between the cartilage, you'd be amazed how fucking painful this was. Lots of blood and i'm naseated like a mofo. What the hell did I do wrong?

Don't you get better absorption when you shoot it directly into your asshole?

 

[eviction]

i hope you are joking

no? Why would I joke about something this serious?

 

[eviction]

Don't you get better absorption when you shoot it directly into your asshole?

its not liquid, so my asshole wouldn't absorb it

 

[BIGJAKE]

word on the street is that is the proper way i even heard you should shoot in the ring of your asshole great results with this method.

 

[John C Calhoun]

Don't you get better absorption when you shoot it directly into your asshole?

This reminds me of a guy here a while back called LUVS2JUICE - absolutely hysterical

 

[out of control]

 

[bicepts101]

LOL eviction....you're on a role today bud

i believe he is making fun of an unexperianced fonz post from a few years ago

 

[DJ_UFO]

gyou guys are crazy...why you better don't shoot the suspension directly through the urethra?

 

[Fonz]

so i borrowed my uncle's implant gun (he is a vet), and i followed the instructions on my finaplix-H box. I deposited one pellet subcutaneously behind my ear under the skin between the cartilage, you'd be amazed how fucking painful this was. Lots of blood and i'm naseated like a mofo. What the hell did I do wrong?

Yet you still look flabby like usual.

Good job.

I applaud your dedication.

 

[eviction]

Yet you still look flabby like usual.

Good job.

I applaud your dedication.

and yet your abs still look like you got ran over by a lawnmower when you were a kid.. what the fuck is up with that symmetry?

and by the way... my ear does still hurt, but i've already gained 15lbs in 4 days on this grain feed program that came along with the instructions

 

[eviction]

Yet you still look flabby like usual.

Good job.

I applaud your dedication.

flabby? you are a fucking crackhead nazi, you're only 60lbs when your wet & wearin' boots fool

just because my arms are bigger than your waist you have to hate on me.

I applaud your dedication to being mediocre

 

[bicepts101]

LOL

i dont mean to butt in but Eviction is nowhere near fat

 

[Fonz]

LOL

i dont mean to butt in but Eviction is nowhere near fat

I beg to differ...look at his non-existent abs. Same goes for his arms....lol

He's another one of those guys on "continous bulkers"....lol

His little diatribes simply amuse me. It's such an obvious cry for attention. Sad really.
If you get to to my level of coditioning Eviction(That's if he CAN), then you can talk all the trash you want towards me.

Problem is: You can't.

Oh well, another one bites the dust.

 

[needsize]

If you get to to my level of coditioning Eviction(That's if he CAN), then you can talk all the trash you want towards me.

Problem is: You can't.

Oh well, another one bites the dust.

I've been way past your level of conidtioning, but you seem to get really pissed when I have something to say to you

 

[Fonz]

I've been way past your level of conidtioning, but you seem to get really pissed when I have something to say to you

The only thing you are is stronger than I am.

In every other single aspect of athletic ability, for example speed, acceleration, endurance, vertical jump etc... I surpass you by leaps and bounds.

So, enjoy your strength. I'd rather be an all-around athlete. Much more challenging.

 

[eviction]

I beg to differ...look at his non-existent abs. Same goes for his arms....lol

He's another one of those guys on "continous bulkers"....lol

His little diatribes simply amuse me. It's such an obvious cry for attention. Sad really.
If you get to to my level of coditioning Eviction(That's if he CAN), then you can talk all the trash you want towards me.

Problem is: You can't.

Oh well, another one bites the dust.

hey ass fuck, im at 190 right now and just clocked a 40 time of 4.5. And to think... i fractured a bone in my foot in october. I'd like to see you do that asshole, and i'm 6'1" by the way. I dont care if you do like fucked up looking abs, and I've never been considered a bulky person. You take a look at my avatar at the peak of an NPP and winny cycle and make an assumption that i'm fat?? dude, get a life.

 

[eviction]

The only thing you are is stronger than I am.

In every other single aspect of athletic ability, for example speed, acceleration, endurance, vertical jump etc... I surpass you by leaps and bounds.

So, enjoy your strength. I'd rather be an all-around athlete. Much more challenging.

I have one for you. You've taken 100x the amount of enhancement drugs that me. I've had no need to get my abs shredded. But now that you've insulted me, I'll bet you whatever the fuck you want that in 10 weeks I can get my abs to look 10x better than your fucked up looking down's syndrome abs. I don't even need all that GH and bullshit that you take to maintain what half the people here think look like shit. So, what do you think kid

 

[Fonz]

I have one for you. You've taken 100x the amount of enhancement drugs that me. I've had no need to get my abs shredded. But now that you've insulted me, I'll bet you whatever the fuck you want that in 10 weeks I can get my abs to look 10x better than your fucked up looking down's syndrome abs. I don't even need all that GH and bullshit that you take to maintain what half the people here think look like shit. So, what do you think kid

LOL...100X Shows how much you know.

All talk no action like usual.

If looking as shredded as I do where so easy, EVERYBODY would be as shredded as I.

So, until you start walking the walk instead of talking the talk, you'll be relegated to the EF halls of pitifulness.

And next time, do try to use some verbiage that does not encompass the word "fuck". It sounds incredible crass and makes you sound like a veritable neanderthal.

 

[Juice Authority]

I have one for you. You've taken 100x the amount of enhancement drugs that me. I've had no need to get my abs shredded. But now that you've insulted me, I'll bet you whatever the fuck you want that in 10 weeks I can get my abs to look 10x better than your fucked up looking down's syndrome abs. I don't even need all that GH and bullshit that you take to maintain what half the people here think look like shit. So, what do you think kid

I think you shoud make the date June 5th and you and Fonz can square off while me and Satch go at it.

 

[Fonz]

I think you shoud make the date June 5th and you and Fonz can square off while me and Satch go at it.

Look at his Avatar...he doesn't have a chance unless he embarges on a 20 day 2000mg/day DNP cycle......lol He has like 30lbs of fat to lose.

Besides, I'm palying tennis now in a tournament. Lifting weights hampers my agility.

 

[Juice Authority]

Look at his Avatar...he doesn't have a chance unless he embarges on a 20 day 2000mg/day DNP cycle......lol He has like 30lbs of fat to lose.

Besides, I'm palying tennis now in a tournament. Lifting weights hampers my agility.

That's a lot of DNP bro.

 

[Fonz]

That's a lot of DNP bro.

LOL....I know..I was just being sarcastic.

 

[needsize]

fonz is back for a few days, and is already in insult matches with members

Fonz, you said if he was in your condition, which is what, 7%, 8%, in my avatar I am 4%, which makes my condition much better than yours. You constantly belittle my athletic ability, when you have no idea what it is. Unlike you, I dont need to brag about my achievements to impress people on the internet. But lets see, I had scholarship offers from some fairly large american universities when I played football, and would easily be in the CFL of better if I hadnt been hurt. I was also a fairly high ranked sprinter in OFSAA...thats just to name a few.

So you show your ignorance by commenting on something you know nothing about, but bodybuilding is my true love, so thats what I stick with. I have never insulted you because of the athletics that you choose to persue, does it really make you feel that much better to bag on everyone else?

 

[needsize]

and eviction, looks like you are around 10% bf or so, which is pretty good walking around bf for a bodybuilder

 

[Fonz]

fonz is back for a few days, and is already in insult matches with members

Fonz, you said if he was in your condition, which is what, 7%, 8%, in my avatar I am 4%, which makes my condition much better than yours. You constantly belittle my athletic ability, when you have no idea what it is. Unlike you, I dont need to brag about my achievements to impress people on the internet. But lets see, I had scholarship offers from some fairly large american universities when I played football, and would easily be in the CFL of better if I hadnt been hurt. I was also a fairly high ranked sprinter in OFSAA...thats just to name a few.

So you show your ignorance by commenting on something you know nothing about, but bodybuilding is my true love, so thats what I stick with. I have never insulted you because of the athletics that you choose to persue, does it really make you feel that much better to bag on everyone else?

\

One sec while I put my 4% BF avatar up.

 

[NJjuice22]

LMAO....now he's playing tennis. did the skiing, football and soccer fall through????....btw...this is a bodybuilding forum , who cares about vertical leap , blah , blah....for you to put yourself even in the same sentence as Needsize and Eviction is a fucking joke...your a 165lb lean piece of nothing....we all could stop lifting, stop eating and look like you with 2 months...but who the fuck would want to .

 

[NJjuice22]

\

One sec while I put my 4% BF avatar up.

can you put the one up where you have some sort of muscle mass??..oh wait, that one doest not exist.

 

[Fonz]

and eviction, looks like you are around 10% bf or so, which is pretty good walking around bf for a bodybuilder

Check my avatar out.

Got both of you guys beat for cuts and striations and separation.

You can try....but Fonzy will always rule.

 

[Fonz]

LMAO....now he's playing tennis. did the skiing, football and soccer fall through????....btw...this is a bodybuilding forum , who cares about vertical leap , blah , blah....for you to put yourself even in the same sentence as Needsize and Eviction is a fucking joke...your a 165lb lean piece of nothing....we all could stop lifting, stop eating and look like you with 2 months...but who the fuck would want to .

I weigh 187lbs...get it right for once. But drat, I guess counting up to 187 is too hard for you.

And as I said, I'm a poly-athlete..I can play virtually every sport well..with the xception of Golf(I suck), and curling(I suck as well)

 

[Juice Authority]

Check my avatar out.

Got both of you guys beat for cuts and striations and separation.

You can try....but Fonzy will always rule.

 

[NJjuice22]

I weigh 187lbs...get it right for once. But drat, I guess counting up to 187 is too hard for you.

And as I said, I'm a poly-athlete..I can play virtually every sport well..with the xception of Golf(I suck), and curling(I suck as well)

if your 187..you must be 6'0 +...i am 5'10 195 7% and i make you look like a crackhead.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

fonz is back for a few days, and is already in insult matches with members

Fonz, you said if he was in your condition, which is what, 7%, 8%, in my avatar I am 4%, which makes my condition much better than yours. You constantly belittle my athletic ability, when you have no idea what it is. Unlike you, I dont need to brag about my achievements to impress people on the internet. But lets see, I had scholarship offers from some fairly large american universities when I played football, and would easily be in the CFL of better if I hadnt been hurt. I was also a fairly high ranked sprinter in OFSAA...thats just to name a few.

So you show your ignorance by commenting on something you know nothing about, but bodybuilding is my true love, so thats what I stick with. I have never insulted you because of the athletics that you choose to persue, does it really make you feel that much better to bag on everyone else?

Well said..No to step into the middle of a personal battle but is there a point to being a shredded string bean?

 

[Fonz]

if your 187..you must be 6'0 +...i am 5'10 195 7% and i make you look like a crackhead.

I am 5"9 187lbs.

Nowhere close to 6".

Fonz

 

[Fonz]

Well said..No to step into the middle of a personal battle but is there a point to being a shredded string bean?

You bet. Speed and acceleration that leaves you eating the dust plums of my heels.

WHile you guys 230+ lbs can't even run 5Km without having a stroke.

 

[casualbb]

flamefest locked.