Dial Up Sucks

[javaguru]

Yes...it does. I love my mom but hate her connection. Fuck Holmes county but they have good pizza. HR would love to be eating this shit....

 

[jh1]

God doesn't bring her internet access?

 

[javaguru]

God doesn't bring her internet access?

God is about the little things and salvation, not a high speed connection. She still manages to play internet games that ad ware her , which I remove every time I come back to the Holmes.

 

[jh1]

My god brings me internet access. He rules.

 

[javaguru]

My god brings me internet access. He rules.

I'm a pastafarian, my God has bigger balls than yours.

 

[Gambino]

my kin in holmes always buys these good homemade donuts, i forget the name

 

[rnch]

and i thought "I" was the last person in the free world to Ditch Dial-up service.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

My god brings me internet access. He rules.

I just got a notice in the mail about price increases, I'm thinking about cutting you off.