Quadsweep said:
Yeah!......I was like WTF is the black Moses thing about...and on Yam Kippur at that! (Fiance' is Jewish!)
Q.
So that's how moses looked! No wonder the Pharaoh let his people go! You could say that the Pharaoh was tired of "weidering" around for another plague. I didnt know that coleman is Jewish. Maybe he lost because he was tired and fasting for Yom Kippur.
Sorry, I know this is horrible for some but, Jewish humor is definately in order here,..............
God: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never
cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel.
Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and
meat together.
G: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's
milk.
M: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is
we should wait six hours after eating meat to eat milk so the
two are not in our stomachs.
G: No, Moses, what I'm saying is, don't cook a calf in its
mother's milk!!!
M: Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my stupidity! What
you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and
a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury
that dish outside....
G: Moses, do whatever the fuck you want....
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and
quoted."